Monday, October 31, 2005 || Lovely, crappy, ridiculously FUNNY weekend.
- Life is good.
Er, well, I had a really fun weekend. :D Full of crappy gossip, laughter and challenge ... Cally was *supposed* to tag along too, but she bailed last minute for a date with some durian-haired dude.
*wipes tear* I feel so INCOMPETENT compared to her. *glares*
Anyhow, I've managed to entertain a LOT of people this weekend with my sheer weirdness. Actually, I blame it on my high heels, which are LOOSE like heck due to overusage. (Yes, I'm so poor, I only have ONE pair of high heels ... Bite me. :( ).
At the Cinema, after watching Koma 2 (Omg, Karena Lam OWNS ... what would I do to be offered a role like that. O_o), I felt my legs slip and I fell off the cinema stairs. I didn't exactly get hurt or anything like that, but the whole thing was really very funny 'cause I grabbed Jaclyn's JACKET before I toppled, thus causing the BOTH of us to trip, while her jacket came off.
EVERYBODY AROUND US started laughing. :(
Not that I blame them. O.o
My second moment of glory --- I tripped in the public bus. :/ I'm telling you, having a fat girl toppling about on a bus ... VERY funny indeed.
Today, I tripped over myself in church as well.
This calls for a pair of new shoes!!!
Anyway, some pictures.
The best friend and I. Looking as evil as always, eh, Jaclyn?
The fellow 'dancer' and Elvis-wannabe, and 1/3 of me. O.o You promised to make more videos with me, kay, Chrissy?!?
I look positively stoned.
Bubbly, chubby, hungry me, waiting for my food in Wong Kok. (I'm not SO sure what's the full name of that restaurant, but the stuff there --- FREAKING GOOD.)
I had CHEESE-BAKED RICE SERVED WITH CHICKEN CHOP. OMG, I would KILL to eat these again today ... *drool drool*
GOOD FOOD IS BETTER THAN AN ORGASM. Tee hee!
I could never resist food. :( Jin said that I look famished ... But I'm at least 51 kg, kay? For my height of 5'3, that's pretty fat. -_-;; But. I'd never give up eating for the sake of dieting. Mwahaha.
THIS POINT ONWARDS --- My best friend and I have taken our so-called camwhoring skills to a totally different new level. Expect a lot of ugly pictures. O.o
This is us, trying to perfect our 'hungry, pathetic, poor girl' looks, but of course, we undeniably failed. :(
Too bad we look dead. Like zombies.
Um ... BryanBoy is actually the only blog all my friends and I read. CAUSE HE IS FREAKING FUNNY. Hence the 'wannabe-bryanboy' failed pose.
Failed indeed. :(
So after that, we decided to 'pose out' a 'mini comic', inspired by the mosquitoes that were attacking us in her room.
Behold ......
WELCOME TO THE FIRST JACLYN-ELIZA SHORT WEBCOMIC/DRAMA/WHATEVER.
Liz: MUST KILL INSECTS!
Jac: I'M A FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS, KILL ME!!!!!
Liz: YESH!
Liz: YOWZA!!!
Jaclyn: Damn! My ass is damn pain from sitting in that mantis pose so long!!!
And it all ended with a blast when .....
OOPS!!!!!!
THE END.
We're funny! Aren't we?
No? :(
I pulled an all-nighter. (Yes, again!! ^_^) But I slept for six hours during the afternoon ... so I'm feeling perfectly rejuvenated now. Yay!
Anyway, there are many things that are resurfacing in my mind right now. Like, what the heck happened to good bands like The Beatles and 5ive?
Yes I LOVED Five. Damn saddening that they broke up at the peak of their career. But, I think that I'm born in the wrong generation, 'cause I dig a lot of oldies ... A LOT. Like, Elvis Presley (this one shouldn't come off as a surprise ... Burning love, baby!), Bryan Adams, The Beatles, Cliff Richard .....
Yup. Wrong generation indeed. Whatever happened to my youth?!?!?!?!?!
Mmmm, had a pretty interesting conversation with Ivy over breakfast today.
Ivy: Eh, my friend recommended me a funny Singaporean blog ... Xiaxue, issit?
Me: Yup yup, she's famous like heck.
Ivy: Ala ... She's funny! Why you didn't recommend me her blog before? Then who's the most famous in Malaysia ar?
Me: Eliza Lee. *laughs*
Ivy: You have a blog meh?!?!!?!?!
Me: ...................................
Errrr. This calls for some MAJOR PUBLICIZING among my friends!!! *Mwahahha*
Anyway, I dunno, considering that Jaclyn and I are the CLOWNS in our group of friends ... (Yeah, they only laugh when either one of us is around --- Cause We're born funny. Right. O.o We're best friends 'cause we share the same level of humour anyway.) Maybe I'll start collaborating with other bloggers and friends for funny stuff. Ya know, so at the same time, I can probably have some fun.
I hate mourning losses. :( I've lost my organ (granted, they haven't found a buyer for it yet, so chances are, I'll manage to sucker them into keeping it ... ) and I've lost a lot of readers (which was something I EXPECTED, judging from the countless 'experiments' my friends and I planned up for this blog. And experiments are bound to fail in some way, anyway.). So, I reckon that while I'm still alive (Cause I majorly doubt that I'll be alive for a very long time more, if I really do go for Bungee jumping and all that jazz after Ass-fucking-PM. :( ), I should just make myself laugh. Kekeke.
I look wickedly PREGNANT here, wtf. :(
Either that, or I'm permanently deranged.
:'(
I'm freaking SURPRISED that some dude added himself as a fan of my Weenie In a Bottle video in YouTube. Some other dude even rated it a friggin' 4/5 ... HMMMM. Wah, syok sendiri.
Will be back later. I STILL LOVE YOU ALL, nonexistential as you guys are. >.<
