Sunday, October 23, 2005 || Liz is a pedo. Just joking.
- After my mind-numbingly bitchy previous post where I practically dissed the shorts off XiaXue, I was expecting some major flaming.
Or at least, someone telling me that I'm trying to chew off the success of her blog.
But. Apparently, that did not happen.
I have proven that I'm so likeable, it is almost an IMPOSSIBILITY to hate me.
The Great Darien and I even had a chat about it:
Me: People only said I'm funny. Damn sial. No XiaXue supporters around meh?
Darien: Err. Cause your writing style IS funny. Anyway XiaXue is lame.
Me: I thought I was very THE bitchy yo. Not cute.
Darien: Err. Go take some celeb's Before and After plastic surgery pic, and post it up after you kutuk XiaXue. The most beautiful thing is, you're only IMPLYING that that's what XiaXue does, so nobody can prove you otherwise. =P
Me: Cannot la ... That one a bit overboard.
SEE? I'm so nice, I couldn't even kill a bee. So angelic of me to NOT want to potentially hurt another
I always get labeled wild, lazy and there was one time when somebody called me miang, and of late, a lot of people seem to be calling me Penyapu Idol for unknown reasons, but I never get insulted really badly. So I don't know what it feels like.
Am I really that nice, funny and cute? =( Do I look like a vulnerable, pathetic damsel with puppy dog eyes so huge you couldn't bear to hurt my feelings? =(
SOMEONE FLAME ME!!! =P
Okay. Soon enough, I foresee my head to be SO big, I'll look like an Alien from Mars Attack. *evil grin*
Anyway, I guess that I'll push my controversial nature aside today.
Lizzy Loves: Kids.
Yes yes, another reason for you to be smittened by my irrisistable personality. :D I'm so goddamned motherly and NICE, because I love children, and that can't be said for every other girl out there these days, huh?
Hey, I'd make a freaking perfect girlfriend 'cause I'd gladly babysit your younger brother or sister, and you wouldn't have to worry about me being some psychopath killer, for not only am I nice, I am smart as well.
Of course, apparently, my very extended period of singlehood has proven that wrong.
Boo. :'(
ANYWAY. I attended a kindergarden graduation party today because
Of course, being the irrisistable perfectionist that I am, I arrived a lil' too early.
And so, I was struck by Boredom, and had to make do with hanging out with my best friend outside of the kindergarden.
One thing bad about kindergardens: There are practically NO males around. Needless to say, no eye candy for Lizzy as well. :(
Err. I slept at five AM yesterday, So I wasn't in any mood to camwhore. (Haha! Now THAT'S a first. -_-)
Blame it on IRC. I was so fascinated by all the 'Assalamualaikum Liz' that I got, I lost track of time. :(
Or maybe I could blame it on my very malay-sounding name. O.o
Anyway, the kids soon arrived, and Lovely Lizzy started working her magical fingers on them.
Makeup only lah. -_-
Voila ~
They really DO remind me of my best friends and I, back when we used to play masak-masak and squirt each other with water guns.
Not that we don't do that anymore, now. :P (Not masak-masak. The water guns.)
Aww. Such a lovely childhood I had. But that's another post altogether. LOL.
AWWW. If KIDS think I'm cute, I have no choice but to accept that intriguing fact.
Really.
Hahaha ... Sorry for making you puke with my excessive narcissism. :P But i'm funny, right?
Right. =/
Allow me a few seconds of time, for my body to be possessed by the evil spirits of my bitchy side.
I LOOK SO FUCKING SOHAI!!!!!!! Am I trying to look like Superman or something?!
I'm a FAILURE. If I wanted to pose like superman, I should at least wear the red underwear right? Wtf.
..... Okay. I'm back. Phew, that was a relief. *does yoga*
I have endlessly asked myself this inevitable question: Why, in all my kawaiiness and bubbly perfection, don't I have a boyfriend?
By the grace of the Gods of narcissism, I seeked, and I found my answer today.
My friend tells me I am so ganas, I look so UNladylike and UNapproachable. :(
If I keep this up, I won't ever get laid.
Because, well, guys'd probably suspect that I'm into SM or something before they even dare to lay a finger on me. *wipes teardrop*
But I assure you: I am a perfectly nice, gentle and normal girl. :) I may look ganas and all that jazz, but really, deep down, I'm a damsel-in-distress, waiting to be rescued and whisked away by a prince.
Awww.
Oh. And, I have a beautiful and inexplicably meaningful picture that I'd love to share with you guys. =)
Awwwww ... my little professor friend thinks that you guys should read me! =P
Trust me, cute little scholars can NEVER be wrong. ;)
Damn it, I should start a pimping business. Who wants Mamasan Lizzy to pimp them? DROP ME A LINE! :D
Sorry for the short update. I'm a bit too sleepy. Zzz.
