Thursday, October 27, 2005 || Lizzy FLAMES herself, since nobody wants to do the honours.
Warning: Stupid post ahead. :P
A lot of people got flamed by this blog, my pal Kyels inclusive.
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY FLAME ME?!?!?!?!?!
Am I too nice? Is it due to my overwhelming kawaii-ness that nobody dares to insult me? :(
OH now I remember ... I don't get flamed 'cause I'm not famous enough.
DISCRIMINATION! What an abomination!
Fine fine, nobody wants to flame me?
I'll flame myself.
I'm a do-it-yourself person anyway. :P
Okay, I shalt henceforth flame myself from a third-person point of view.
Ready?
Okay, now, as you could probably tell by now, I love blog hopping. And just the other day, I came across this blog, long-windedly entitled The Chronicles of a Dreamer's life.
'Wtf ... ' I thought. Is that supposed to sound cool, or even intellectual? I DON'T THINK SO. Even the url is dumb ... Sue me for dreaming?
I'd love to sue her for sounding stupid.
I thought I've seen worse. Hell, with all the emerging blogger-wannabes and camwhores around ... THIS GIRL, LIZ, is THE WORSE of the whole lot. Not only does she fail to sound amusing, not only is her level of intelligence questionable, she's also SO DAMN NARCISSISTIC it makes me puke. Literally.
What. The. F*censored*.
I need a panadol.
Hell, I even have a few words to say to her.
YES. GROW UP, GIRL! You are neither cute nor pretty, okay?!
*sweats profusely*
I happily pointed that out to 'Lizzy', and she came up with an honest-to-goodnessly BIMBOTIC answer.
*ROLLS EYES*
*cracks knuckles*
In this post of hers, she stated quite a number of disturbing things. *shudders* It is thereforth MY job to tackle 'em, one by one.
'Dogs adore me. Cats love me. Chickens crave me. (???) Lizzards talk to me, because we share the similiar name.
Animals are unlike humans. They supposedly are less intelligent than us. So if members of the less intelligent species love ME, one does come to the conclusion that humans'd definitely be smitten by electrifyingly plump me. If female dogs want to kiss me, I swear, I've got to be the most kissable thing on planet earth.'
EWWWWW BLECKH!!!!!!
Words alone cannot describe how utterly disgusted I feel at this young girl's senseless narcissism. Is she trying to sound like she's into bestiality? Is she trying to sound hilariously stupid?
For God's sake there are kids surfing the internet. STOP HER!
This picture shall suffice.
Geez, talk about UGLY camwhores. *wrinkles nose*
And in this post of hers, she actually dared to proclaim that she's pretty! What an utter OUTRAGE!!
Girl, girl. *shakes head* Whatever it is ... You have balls for announcing something as fictitious as that.
*salutes*
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT STATEMENT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? In fact, the whole entire post was such a farce, I nearly PUKED out my lunch after reading 'em.
Trying to 'imitate' big name bloggers now, are you?
WANNABE ......
Narcissism is NOT in.
oOoOo I feel nauseous.
Now, this girl has some sense.
*lights cigar*
And I thought that I've witnessed the worst.
But of course, this particular blogger had more plans in mind to mortify me.
THINK YOU'RE VERY TALENTED NOW, ARE YOU?
SO YOU THINK IT'S COOL TO POSE WITH FOUR-STRINGED GUITARS?
Listen to what the queen of blogs herself has to say about this.
Now THAT was a perfect retort.
*bows*
And one of my allies had this to say about 'Lizzy'.
'Nuff said.
I've noticed that the blogosphere is getting way too INTENSE man. It's almost like Chinese New Year, when my whole family is forced to get together. O____o
Lighten up, people!!! Life is too short to waste!
As you could probably tell by now, Lizzy is bored, cause she decided to TRY to stay home, and not go out, for a couple of days to avoid POST-SPM Guilt. Though of course, no studying in progress, either.
*sniffs sniffs*
THANK GOD FOR MY IMPECCABLE SENSE OF HUMOUR. For it never fails to entertain me, even through stupidly boring days like the past week. And maybe if I'm lucky, other people are entertained by lovely old me as well. =X
Thought of the day:
Now, who's next? :P
