Monday, October 24, 2005 || Liz camwhores and proclaims that she is NOT a nerd.
- Hello, my lovely and possibly non-existential readers! You all look alluring today. :)
... Okay that sounded gay.
Before I venture into my usual ramblings, I need your help. :D
I was feeling pretty bored, per se, so I spent the last hour "designing" potential banners for my blog. Of course, most of them sucked, but I'll show 'em to you anyway, for I'm a hopeless narcissist and I'm very secretly fishing for compliments. *smiles*
This one is utterly HORRIBLE. Well, its main purpose is comic relief, cause I look stoopid in that particular picture. Laugh away~!
I'm so nice to give you permission to laugh at me. Savour it. :P
OOOH LA LA. This one, done because Lizzy needed eye candy.
*sweats*
Too bad it looks rather bad. :( They're stil hot though.
THIS ONE, I like. Though I look like a fat bimbo. Flowers and all that jazz. O.o
........ I think I should stick to my current banner. LOL. Someone make a better banner for me. :(
Lizzy Camwhores (AGAIN?!?!?!):
I know that you guys are probably sick of my face and everything, but I don't care. I shall continue providing
Why? Because I'm so nice. :P
Anyway, after I came home from church, I discovered that I STILL have that dumb dress I wore for Joshua's wedding. Which I thought I lost a few months ago.
Which, happens to be the only dress I own.
....... I swear, I'm THE biggest (literally) camwhore to ever grace planet earth.
Anyway, the sad sad thing is, I was planning to wear it to my prom this year. But it turns out that I probably won't be going ....
Because I DON'T HAVE A DATE.
Woe is me, woe is me.
So I decided, 'Hey, why not I take this opportunity to pimp myself AGAIN?"
I swear, I gotta be THE most thick-skinned person on earth. Hehehe.
AREN'T YOU MESMERIZED BY MY FAT CHEEKS ALREADY?!
.......
Disclaimer: I was just joking. But I wouldn't mind the applicants. LOL.
Okay, so it is exactly the 24th of October.
Which means I have about 20 days or so till my SPM.
WILL YOU GUYS FREAKING STOP REMINDING ME ALREADY?
Yes yes, I know that people are concerned about my wellbeing, and are afraid that I'll turn out to be a toilet-cleaner ...
But I am not a nerd.
I never study. I mean ... I really almost NEVER study at all. Asking me to study would be like asking a cow to eat beef.
I believe that I am pretty smart though. Without studying, I managed to score straight As for all the major exams like UPSR and PMR thus far. o_O Of course, I AM aware that SPM is another story entirely ...
But please spare me. I am not a nerd. Period.
I don't really know if I'll end up a toilet cleaner. I highly doubt it though. But I'll have fun finding out. :P
So my darling friends ... Please do stop reminding me of my SPM before I majorly puke on you. :)
Don't bother asking me if I've studied or if I'm prepared for it.
Because I'm not. =)
But that makes it all the more challenging, I guess. Hehehe. I don't see what's so bad about not scoring straight As anyway.
I have nothing against nerds. Well, hey, it's just a lifestyle. Just the same as homosexuality. I have absolutely nothing against it - It's just not my life. Not really a kind of childhood or teenagehood I'm seeking for, anyway.
It'd be REALLY sad if I'm a mother, and when my kid asks me about my childhood and teenagehood, I can only answer: "Oh, well, mummy spent most of her time studying. Oh ... And tuition."
Tsk tsk. That'd be sad. At least now I have compiled many interesting and altogether lovely stories to tell my kids. That is, if I ever get married. Which I highly doubt it. LOL.
Cheerios.
Don't be pissed at me if you happen to be a nerd. Eat some french fries! :D
I'm out, before I ramble on TOO much and create a very bimbotic effect on my post.
Muakz!!
