Monday, October 31, 2005 || Lovely, crappy, ridiculously FUNNY weekend.
- Life is good.
Er, well, I had a really fun weekend. :D Full of crappy gossip, laughter and challenge ... Cally was *supposed* to tag along too, but she bailed last minute for a date with some durian-haired dude.
*wipes tear* I feel so INCOMPETENT compared to her. *glares*
Anyhow, I've managed to entertain a LOT of people this weekend with my sheer weirdness. Actually, I blame it on my high heels, which are LOOSE like heck due to overusage. (Yes, I'm so poor, I only have ONE pair of high heels ... Bite me. :( ).
At the Cinema, after watching Koma 2 (Omg, Karena Lam OWNS ... what would I do to be offered a role like that. O_o), I felt my legs slip and I fell off the cinema stairs. I didn't exactly get hurt or anything like that, but the whole thing was really very funny 'cause I grabbed Jaclyn's JACKET before I toppled, thus causing the BOTH of us to trip, while her jacket came off.
EVERYBODY AROUND US started laughing. :(
Not that I blame them. O.o
My second moment of glory --- I tripped in the public bus. :/ I'm telling you, having a fat girl toppling about on a bus ... VERY funny indeed.
Today, I tripped over myself in church as well.
This calls for a pair of new shoes!!!
Anyway, some pictures.
The best friend and I. Looking as evil as always, eh, Jaclyn?
The fellow 'dancer' and Elvis-wannabe, and 1/3 of me. O.o You promised to make more videos with me, kay, Chrissy?!?
I look positively stoned.
Bubbly, chubby, hungry me, waiting for my food in Wong Kok. (I'm not SO sure what's the full name of that restaurant, but the stuff there --- FREAKING GOOD.)
I had CHEESE-BAKED RICE SERVED WITH CHICKEN CHOP. OMG, I would KILL to eat these again today ... *drool drool*
GOOD FOOD IS BETTER THAN AN ORGASM. Tee hee!
I could never resist food. :( Jin said that I look famished ... But I'm at least 51 kg, kay? For my height of 5'3, that's pretty fat. -_-;; But. I'd never give up eating for the sake of dieting. Mwahaha.
THIS POINT ONWARDS --- My best friend and I have taken our so-called camwhoring skills to a totally different new level. Expect a lot of ugly pictures. O.o
This is us, trying to perfect our 'hungry, pathetic, poor girl' looks, but of course, we undeniably failed. :(
Too bad we look dead. Like zombies.
Um ... BryanBoy is actually the only blog all my friends and I read. CAUSE HE IS FREAKING FUNNY. Hence the 'wannabe-bryanboy' failed pose.
Failed indeed. :(
So after that, we decided to 'pose out' a 'mini comic', inspired by the mosquitoes that were attacking us in her room.
Behold ......
WELCOME TO THE FIRST JACLYN-ELIZA SHORT WEBCOMIC/DRAMA/WHATEVER.
Liz: MUST KILL INSECTS!
Jac: I'M A FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS, KILL ME!!!!!
Liz: YESH!
Liz: YOWZA!!!
Jaclyn: Damn! My ass is damn pain from sitting in that mantis pose so long!!!
And it all ended with a blast when .....
OOPS!!!!!!
THE END.
We're funny! Aren't we?
No? :(
I pulled an all-nighter. (Yes, again!! ^_^) But I slept for six hours during the afternoon ... so I'm feeling perfectly rejuvenated now. Yay!
Anyway, there are many things that are resurfacing in my mind right now. Like, what the heck happened to good bands like The Beatles and 5ive?
Yes I LOVED Five. Damn saddening that they broke up at the peak of their career. But, I think that I'm born in the wrong generation, 'cause I dig a lot of oldies ... A LOT. Like, Elvis Presley (this one shouldn't come off as a surprise ... Burning love, baby!), Bryan Adams, The Beatles, Cliff Richard .....
Yup. Wrong generation indeed. Whatever happened to my youth?!?!?!?!?!
Mmmm, had a pretty interesting conversation with Ivy over breakfast today.
Ivy: Eh, my friend recommended me a funny Singaporean blog ... Xiaxue, issit?
Me: Yup yup, she's famous like heck.
Ivy: Ala ... She's funny! Why you didn't recommend me her blog before? Then who's the most famous in Malaysia ar?
Me: Eliza Lee. *laughs*
Ivy: You have a blog meh?!?!!?!?!
Me: ...................................
Errrr. This calls for some MAJOR PUBLICIZING among my friends!!! *Mwahahha*
Anyway, I dunno, considering that Jaclyn and I are the CLOWNS in our group of friends ... (Yeah, they only laugh when either one of us is around --- Cause We're born funny. Right. O.o We're best friends 'cause we share the same level of humour anyway.) Maybe I'll start collaborating with other bloggers and friends for funny stuff. Ya know, so at the same time, I can probably have some fun.
I hate mourning losses. :( I've lost my organ (granted, they haven't found a buyer for it yet, so chances are, I'll manage to sucker them into keeping it ... ) and I've lost a lot of readers (which was something I EXPECTED, judging from the countless 'experiments' my friends and I planned up for this blog. And experiments are bound to fail in some way, anyway.). So, I reckon that while I'm still alive (Cause I majorly doubt that I'll be alive for a very long time more, if I really do go for Bungee jumping and all that jazz after Ass-fucking-PM. :( ), I should just make myself laugh. Kekeke.
I look wickedly PREGNANT here, wtf. :(
Either that, or I'm permanently deranged.
:'(
I'm freaking SURPRISED that some dude added himself as a fan of my Weenie In a Bottle video in YouTube. Some other dude even rated it a friggin' 4/5 ... HMMMM. Wah, syok sendiri.
Will be back later. I STILL LOVE YOU ALL, nonexistential as you guys are. >.<
Sunday, October 30, 2005 || Happy HALLOWEEN!!!
- Presenting a very berry special HALLOWEEN edition, honourably brought to you by Liz.
I guess I'm still an entertainer by heart. Bwahahaha. Though, admittedly, a failed one at that ......
Anyway, I've never celebrated Halloween before. In fact, I didn't even KNOW that it's Halloween, until my friend told me. I wouldn't be surprised if he got the dates wrong or something either ...
Damn. I'd LOVE to dress up like Frankenstein or something and go Trick-or-Treating, though. :(
Hmm, I just uploaded a bunch of videos to YouTube, videos my friend and I made that particular Friday afternoon ....... (Sorry if you're pissed at me, Chrissy, but since you seemed pretty happy about our "debut" on Rojaks, I can post this, right? ^^)
I've realized that I completely SUCK at lip synching (I need classes from that numa-numa dude, pronto!). Talk about a wonderful way to spend time .... Lip synching to dumb songs. =/
And yup, since it IS halloween and everything, I'll post this one up to freak people out.
So-called Penyapu Idols Make a Return --- Minus the brooms and Cally.
I look ....... retarded. You can turn it off if you can't stand monkey-esque dancing. :P Of course, if you wanna watch it, I'd recommend that you wait for it to finish loading first ... I don't really think it's THAT funny (since we weren't lip synching that much - don't know lyrics. Teehee.), more like freaky dancing.
Hmm, I think that I was thinner during January. How saddening. T.T
THIS is the closest 'halloween' picture I could find of us. Note that I used so dark, I look like a chimpanzee standing next to a dove. :/
Anywayz, on a different topic, my friend and I were talking about my blog just now. And he told me that I should pick a 'direction' for my blog ... Should I try harder from now onwards, to be funny and entertaining?
Or should I blog solely about my life and make this a personal blog?
Frankly, I don't really know. O.o You see, if my blog genre is 'humour', I cannot let my serious side to show at all. :( People will EXPECT humour out of me, and if I suddenly rant about my pathetic life or something, they'd assume that I'm making it up and am just being a drama queen.
Both seem mighty appealing. Hehehe.
Anyway, serious crap aside, I don't really think that I'll be able to blog tomorrow (Saturday ... Oh right. It IS saturday already.) 'cause I'm have music practise in church, and I'll most probably be staying over at my best friend's house in Puchong. She doesn't have internet connection, awww.
Who wants to come yum cha at night, SMS me! *grins*
I'm going to take this opportunity to get CRAZY. I think I've been edging more towards my serious side lately, with my squabbles with my parents over my organ and all ... So yeah, hopefully I'll be able to catch a nice movie, and hit on some hotties for fun.
Yeah, it has been SO LONG since I did that. :P:P
Edited:
Darien just sent me a REALLY interesting picture.
I swear, that's gotta be the ugliest looking canine I have EVER seen in my life ...
At first, I thought that it was infected by Scabies or something (hey, my cat died of that okay? And it sort of resembled that dog at the peak of its disease .. :'( ) but according to Dari, it won some kinda Ugliest Dog Award for two years in a row. -_-
INTERESTING ~ I wouldn't mind keeping it as a pet though. It'd make me feel so pretty. Hehehe.
Yesss, lotsa love from all of usss.
Saturday, October 29, 2005 || Yummy yummy day.
- Today, very very nice day.
Great fun, great people, great food ... What more could I ask for?
Of course, if I could ask for ONE thing in the world, it'd be to preserve my organ. :( Damn ... still very sour over it. *sneezes*
There are quite a number of important things in my life ... One, myself. Two, my friends. Three, my passions (which, happens to be writing and music. But of course, haven't been paying that much attention to music lately ... )And having ONE of them stripped away from me is a bit nerve-wrecking.
Asides from what I like, there are also a number of things I don't like. One, I don't like being condescended. (Unless, of course, you have a perfectly valid reason, like telling me I'm fat or something ... :P ) Two, I hate keeping my thoughts to myself. (Yup, I have a very big mouth indeed.) Three, I absolutely hate being pressured. Even though I'll admit that being pressured IS somewhat good for me since it causes my adrenaline level to massively rise ...
But no kidding. At least three people have told me that I was overly 'emo' in that stupid ranty post of mine, which brings me to notice that nobody else can ever find out about my other blogs, which are pretty depressing and suicidal, with stupid poetry about Death and all that jazz. Jin and Darien can vouch for me on this.
Obviously, I have A LOT to say about how SPM and school have been screwing up my life, and I'd actually enjoy typing 'em out, but nobody'd want to read stupid stuff like that, right?
Like Jaclyn says ... If I want this blog to 'survive', so to speak, I'll have to continue writing about stupid stuff like other bloggers and blogolitics, 'cause people like gossip. I hardly doubt that anybody's actually really interested in me, or my life. :( Too bad I can't be in gossip-mode all the time.
Because, I'm actually really egoistic in real life. :P I AM narcissistic ... More so than what you've witnessed in the blog, because in this blog, I'm only narcissistic about my 'physical' side. In real life, however, is an entirely different story. Hehehe. But I'll have to admit that I have an ego that's probably bigger than that of my father's. :( That's why I could NEVER bring myself down to being in 'stupid' mode all the time. O.o
That just makes me ... Me. Yum yum.
I hate being told what to do. There are times when I can't even seem to stand constructive criticism. =/ But for the sake of becoming a better person ... I'll work on that. Life is just a learning process, no?
But I'm bored of being gossipy and attempting to 'write for an audience', so to speak. My life, and my friends are important to me ... and that's it. If you think that I'm still funny ... That's cool. I'm happy. :D And if you think that I suck ... Err, despite my hunger for flames, you shouldn't bother telling me that, because I'll brush you off anyway. Tee hee.
Anyway, today was freaking fun.
First of all, it actually rained. ^^
I really, really love the rain. It has been awhile since I last walked in the rain ... I love the feeling of raindrops trickling down my body ... I LOVE walking in the rain, feeling the breeze blowing across my face.
So nice. I haven't ran in the rain for some time now. I used to do it all the time though, when it rained, I'd just run around in the rain and scream, to release all the pent-up frustration in me. (Yup, I USED to be somewhat depressed. :/ Normally, I'd blame it on school, but I've realized that I should only put the blame on myself.) And screaming in the rain, I'm telling you, is THE best way to have fun on your own. Yummy.
Anyhow, as I was walking in the rain to the mamak, a couple of malay dudes went, 'Amoi, nak payung ker?!' at me. Which is really no big deal, since I'm pretty sure that EVERY girl gets cat calls all the time ... But one thing I could never stand, is the 'amoi' reference. O.o I'm okay with 'leng lui' ... even the dumb 'pffffffstttt' sound I can stand.
But I have NO IDEA why I seem to hate 'amoi' so much. -_-;;
So can't blame me for sticking my middle finger at them, right? Hehehe.
Anyway, went to Pearl Point for Nasi Lemak at the Quickly cafe there.
Was kind of funny, how D pointed at a couple coming out of the hotel elevator (the lady was like, my mother's age, and the guy was in his thirties at most - pretty good looking too. O.o) and he went, "What would you guys do if that couple was your mother and a younger man???"
Me: I'd fucking bribe the dude for Rm50k to keep their secret ....
Jaclyn: TAKE PICTURE ... Then bribe the feller to buy me a Vios, or I'll tell my dad.
Cally: Steal the guy from my mother.
.........
IT IS OFFICIALLY PROVEN.
Great minds think alike. :P
Which brings me to the point, all men are perpetually ham sap anyway. Honestly, to tell you the truth, I wouldn't be THAT surprised if I had a boyfriend, and he slept with another chunner, younger, prettier woman. Though yup, I guess I'd be heartbroken. =/
It's just inevitable. We're all sexual animals, aren't we? I DON'T BELIEVE that every 'taken' guy out there will dare swear that if Jennifer Lopez were to strip naked in front of them, they wouldn't jump at the chance to screw her. I mean ... If I wasn't so in love with God and all, I'd jump at the opportunity to screw Brad Pitt, I think. Just to see what's the fuss all about. O.o
Like I've said before, and I'll say it again ... I honestly think that my life is TOO short.
This calls for some bungee jumping sessions!!!
Hm, I don't know. More than one person have told me that posting up my pictures on the net is generally not a good idea. Like the time my friend got her friendster picture 'stolen' and edited ... and submitted to www.hotornot.com. :/
BUT, me don't care. I like risks anyway. Bwahaha.
The one thing that's pretty weird about me ... I like doing the exact opposite of what people tell me to do. :/ Like, if everybody bugged me to study, I'd do the complete opposite, just to prove that I can. :( Though I'm still aware that I'm probably the one with the loss, tee hee.
But no matter. I like experimenting. Heck, I might even take up audio or video blogging, should I feel like it. =P
Unoriginal, no?
I don't care. I don't mind being labelled a copy cat (well, hey, my friends and I got our inspirations to record dumb videos from Numa Numa and the chinese BSBs, so we're copy-cats too aren't we?), s'long as I've had my share of fun.
My narcissistic and gossippy days are gone. They were fun to experiment with, and I've had my share of amusement. But from this point onwards, I don't further see the need to humiliate myself anymore. Hehehe. And being labeled a 'wannabe' is generally not something I can usually tolerate.
MSN convo with CJ.
CJ: XiaXue got a write up in Reader's Digest this month.
Me: Not interested in her ... But one day I might be in it also wat.
CJ: Perasan!
Me: Well, I wouldn't brush away the possibility of that ... hehehe. You saying that I'll NEVER get there? Huh?!
So, err, apparently my narcissism is a tad too much. I'll work on it. But humility + Lizzy doesn't seem to fare too well together. :(
How?
mMmmMm. I need ice cream. Cookies and Cream would be good.
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Was reading my diary, and my first entry of the year (1st January 2005 ^^) had something pretty interesting.
Things to do before I die:
1) Have fun as much as I can.
Err ... For this year at least, I think I've stuck to this. :/ YES life is good, except for the random pissy states.
2) Love God as much as I can.
Um. Well. Not really sure about this one, but I do love God. A lot.
3) Broaden my 'horizons'.
Err ... Yeah, I guess I did. Hehe.
4) Date a yummy, muscular guy.
Not THIS one, I haven't achieved. *sniff sniff* Well, hey, it's 'Things do to before I die', not 'things to do when I'm seventeen'. And I'm still very much alive. Hehehe.
But if I have things MY way, he is gonna look like this.
*drools* SIX PACK SIAL WEI!!!!!!!!!!
5) Date an older guy. Just to see what's the difference.
Errr. This one, no comment. I think I was horny when I was writing the list. :/
6) Prove the sohais that have implied that I'm a useless, stupid bitch, wrong.
This one, I WILL do. I'm bidding my time ... And should I ever accomplish my dreams, I'll shake my ass in front of the people who made me feel like I wasn't good enough for them. O.o
Now you know why am I apprehensive about getting too engrossed with this whole blogging shit? I know, for sure, that one day ... People are going to find me not good enough for them. =)
And that feeling sucks.
7) Achieve all my goals and dreams
Errr ... Well, I've been proven that the barriers are not THAT easily broken. So ... Maybe I'll dig up this list in, like, 10 years' time and tick off the ones that I've fulfilled. Hehehe. Should be pretty fun, to say the least.
8) Go Sky Diving, Bungee Jumping and Skinny Dipping
Err ... Haven't done any of it yet. But I will. Even though I heard that sky diving is MASSIVELY EXPENSIVE. :(
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On a lighter note ...
There ARE times, though, when I think ... 'Hey, I'm not exactly the meanest person on earth.' O.o
- Thought of the day:
Why can't I lip sync as well as the numa-numa guy?!?!?!?!
Or, the chinese backstreetboys dudes?!
Cally's getting her hair washed. :(
I'm still pissed about losing my organ.
At the very least, however, this cafe is FAST ...
There are two weirdos in their twenties who are playing DoTA beside me ....
This reminds me, I should get back to my roots. Yup. Gunbound, maple story, whatever.
And I miss my korean addiction ... No eye candy for me in real life?
Boo. I shalt download Stairway to Heaven and drool at Kwon Sang Woo's pecs all over again.
Friday, October 28, 2005 || Ranty Lizzy makes a RETURN and craps.
- Okay, so the last post was a tad too 'emo', which is SO UNLIKE ME.
But I've had plenty of reasons to be emo, for the past few days have been sort of crappy.
Reason 1
I've been stuck at home and rotting for too long. Yup, I know I sound like a spoilt ass, since I'm seventeen and all. And yes, I do know that I'm not supposed to go out that much. But ... You can take a tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger. :(
Reason 2
My parents are planning to sell my organ. Well, not organ in the biological term, the instrument. My darling electone is going to LEAVE ME. *blows nose*
Well, actually, I wasn't all that surprised 'cause they were planning to sell my beloved one ever since I informed them that I was NOT going to do music and pursue Journalism instead. -_-
Crazy people, they think that I'll have more money if I pursue music. I suck at it!!!
So they dropped the bomb that they're gonna find a buyer for my organ soon. *sniff*
Reason 3
I have a feeling that my friends are sort of pissed at me. Not my usual 'outside school' gang, but my school friends inclusive. Because, well, I guess I HAVE been alienating them a bit.
*sighs*
I'm sorry! I still love you guys a lot. A LOT. <3
Too bad they remain blissfully unaware of the presence of my blog.
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Anyway, I had fun today. I went for dinner with my friends, gave myself a nice, long bath and mask when I got home, sat in the dumpy gardens of my apartment and gazed at the stars ... Aww.
BLISS!
I am happy. :D
Anyway, that aside, to clear things up a bit, I'm NOT quitting blogging. Well, I have this 'project' in mind, to write an autobiography of my childhood and adolescence when I'm 20 or so ... And obviously, this crapload that I'm posting in may actually contribute to that. :P
I don't care if it gets published or not. It's just a personal thing. IT WILL BE BETTER THAN ROALD DAHL's Going Solo and Boy, I'm telling ya.
...... Right.
Anyway, who knows, maybe one day, I'll be filthy famous. And when that time comes, I'll publish my autobiography, because people in general find famous people fascinating. *evil grin* And with all the constant camwhoring and pictures, I might even laugh at myself one day.
Oh scratch that. I laugh at myself all the time now itself. O.o
I'm a born entertainer, I swear. :P
Anyway, was looking through my photo files, and found a LOT of sucky old pictures.
I even found a 'camwhore style' pic of myself I took in December last year, I think.
That time, didn't have a camera yet (boo hoo) and I used my good pal's camera. :/
YES, LAUGH AWAY.
*wails*
I look so darned funny I could CRY. T.T Lizzy is giving you the permission to seriously PUNCH my face and mock me for looking severely stupid.
What the *bleep* was up with my hair?!? Damn, apparently, the japanese-kawaii-look does NOT go well on me.
Oh well.
And this next picture, sort of 18 Sx related. Not suitable for the young 'uns.
But no, it does not involve nudity of any sort.
.......
OMFG!!!!!! Okay, first up, I would like to point out that I DO NOT usually take perverted pictures like that. :P
It was during April Fools, I think, that my friend dared me to take that picture and send it to a couple of people's emails. T.T
And stupid, reckless, brainless me decided to take up that challenge.
Crap. But since my reputation is ALREADY down the drains, guess I don't have much to lose. O.o
I should use that as my freaking profile picture. I swear, everybody will click on me. =(
Errr. I guess that in all its misery and pain of losing my beloved organ......
I STILL FUCKING HAVE MY GUITAR. (Though sad to say, I have absolutely NO mastery of it, and it remains four-stringed since I have no cash to replace the fifth one. =( )
Yes, apparently, I'm still as camwhorish as ever. O_o
Some things never change. ;)
This picture is taken from my room window, looking out at my apartment carpark.
Yes yes, I'm poor, so I live in an apartment. *wipes teardrop*
And yup, I may always dream of living this place and living my life in a glamourous mansion on the hills ... It's still home. :) I could never love any other room, or any other view, as much as I love the ones I have now.
After going down that emotional and boring lane in my previous post, I have sold my soul to the devil and regained my narcissism.
YES YES YES I'M BORED. Somebody bring me out already!!!
*joking*
Thought of the day:
Okay. I'm amused enough.
Tata. ^^ Love ya all.
- I THINK that there's a pretty high possibility of me quitting blogging altogether.
You know why?
*inhales*
Because the blogosphere is a pretty stupid place.
Because it's changing me. I've allowed something I don't care about, a mere passtime and a mere hobby get to me. I've lost my originality (or so I think. Unless I've never been original at all in the first place - boo hoo.). I'm starting to be affected by all the crap that I'm reading, which, in the first place, I started reading cause it provided me entertainment.
You people are vicious. =/
No, this is not about the overrated xx incident, though it's partially connected to that. This is about me. If something I read on the internet actually pisses me off ... I can only conclude that I'm going looney. :)
And typing out this post by itself, I DO realize that I'll lose whatever little amount of readers I have ... But I'd rather that happen instead of me hating myself for not voicing out, for not being me.
I can't actually believe that in a convo with Swifty, I actually agreed and said that I'll go all out to 'sell' my blog once I have slightly more time on my hands. Because, what struck me was the fact that many of these 'famous' bloggers get writing jobs because of the popularity of their blogs ... and I figured, 'Hey, what makes me any lesser than them? If they can do it ... So can I.'
Which is utter proof that blogging may not really be good for me. See, you know that you're majorly screwed when you're actually reconsidering to grasp for your dreams by travelling the easy lane. Come to think of it, the last time I actually wrote something constructive was the time I got all emotional and wrote a story dedicated to Laura Pausini's song. Which was pretty long ago. o_O
See, I'm apprehensive about being too 'caught up' in the blogosphere 'till I forget my roots. My style. My goals. The person I am.
In fact, you guys are so vicious it's almost scary. It's scary because it makes me realize that if I were to be in that situation, I'd be malicious.
I realize that I'm a Malaysian and that I live in KL (thus, probably easier for people to bash me up should they ever see me, thanks to my constant camwhoring), but I'll have to admit that if I were XiaXue, I'd rip off everybody's pants and set them on fire. Yes, even if it was my fault in the first place ... I'd apologize. And maybe apologize again. But if people were to delve deeper and dig up all my skeletons, causing me to lose something important in my life, I'd bite back. Hard.
I thank my lucky stars that I'll never be as influential as her. O.o Not in this manner, anyway.
I love challenges ... I really love it. There's this hunger in me that really urges me to grasp for the impossible, just for the sake of proving myself, and others wrong. But as of today, I've never done anything REALLY that bad yet, besides shoplifting and cursing, but those were in the distant past anyway. I guess there IS something good in me that keeps me from falling off the cliff, after all.
I'm only seventeen, but thus far, I've learnt a lot from Life itself. I've learnt not to love money too much - because when you do, you'll never get enough of it. I've learnt that being poor does have its ups - I enjoy myself, even amidst all that simplicity and constant lack of material things. I've learnt not too depend on ONE sole thing too much - for everything and anything in the world could go wrong. Yup, somebody 'famous' seemed to have made this mistake.
Then again, who am I to say all this? I'm just a pathetic seventeen year old student who doesn't attend school on a regular basis. I have no reason whatsoever to make others listen to what I have to say. Scoring the highest in English in class is not enough, not while everybody thinks that I'm a screwed up product of the Malaysian Education System anyway.
I may be camwhorish, bimbotic and a bitch ... But that's just who I am. I'm a camwhore who secretly writes love poetry in the middle of the night, with Richard Marx blasting on my radio. I'm a bimbo who dreams of one day making a difference in the world, regardless of my lazy behavior. I'm a bitch who loves to write, and hopes to one day be a journalist with a good cause.
I love the fact that I'm not flawless. For in all my flaws and imperfections ... I'm me. For whatever that's worth, I like to think that I DO have integrity. I'd never betray myself to please other people. I like speaking my mind, though that is probably bad for me.
Yup, I may be a bitch. (Though actually, come to think of it, nobody has actually told me that to my face before ... ) Therefore, I'm not interested in other people like me. Pun intended. I'm not that free to care about dramas and other people's affairs. Heck, if you people actually bothered to notice, there are millions of hungry people around the world. And I'd rather campaign for the environment or for endangered animals any day of my life. Sarcasm intended.
Not that I do righteous stuff like that. I don't. It's just a comparison.
And as for letting a mere blog toy with your emotions ... Err, well, I thank God that I have a stubborn mind of my own, and reading what is penned down by others isn't going to change my stand that easily.
But the fact that I got annoyed, that I let something so silly get on my nerves, makes me think that even that may change. And no, I don't like changing my mind.
That's why I'm afraid of being labeled a blogger. Let me be a writer --- Either that, or nothing else. Yup, I'm not talented nor do I possess amazing language skills ... But, oh well, that won't stop me. I'm still a journalist-wannabe. :/
I don't really know, nor do I care, where is this blog going to go after this. I think I should just focus entirely on entertaining myself, and making friends.
Which brings me to the point, I think that attempting to stay at home for too long is BAD for my brain cells. I have wanderlust. When I'm confined in a place for too long, chances are I'd go cuckoo.
And I think that is happening to me now.
No more blog reading for stupid Lizzy. I think I should really get back to my usual routine, what I used to do before I started jotting my crap away on this useless platform of mine. Right now, all the books that are left untouched on my bookshelf seems very appealing.
And I can't stay at home, or in front of my comp any longer. That's why I HAVE to go to the mamak with my friends tonight.
Still love you people though, whoever you are.
And really, I don't bite ...... hard. :P
Thursday, October 27, 2005 || Lizzy FLAMES herself, since nobody wants to do the honours.
Warning: Stupid post ahead. :P
A lot of people got flamed by this blog, my pal Kyels inclusive.
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY FLAME ME?!?!?!?!?!
Am I too nice? Is it due to my overwhelming kawaii-ness that nobody dares to insult me? :(
OH now I remember ... I don't get flamed 'cause I'm not famous enough.
DISCRIMINATION! What an abomination!
Fine fine, nobody wants to flame me?
I'll flame myself.
I'm a do-it-yourself person anyway. :P
Okay, I shalt henceforth flame myself from a third-person point of view.
Ready?
Okay, now, as you could probably tell by now, I love blog hopping. And just the other day, I came across this blog, long-windedly entitled The Chronicles of a Dreamer's life.
'Wtf ... ' I thought. Is that supposed to sound cool, or even intellectual? I DON'T THINK SO. Even the url is dumb ... Sue me for dreaming?
I'd love to sue her for sounding stupid.
I thought I've seen worse. Hell, with all the emerging blogger-wannabes and camwhores around ... THIS GIRL, LIZ, is THE WORSE of the whole lot. Not only does she fail to sound amusing, not only is her level of intelligence questionable, she's also SO DAMN NARCISSISTIC it makes me puke. Literally.
What. The. F*censored*.
I need a panadol.
Hell, I even have a few words to say to her.
YES. GROW UP, GIRL! You are neither cute nor pretty, okay?!
*sweats profusely*
I happily pointed that out to 'Lizzy', and she came up with an honest-to-goodnessly BIMBOTIC answer.
*ROLLS EYES*
*cracks knuckles*
In this post of hers, she stated quite a number of disturbing things. *shudders* It is thereforth MY job to tackle 'em, one by one.
'Dogs adore me. Cats love me. Chickens crave me. (???) Lizzards talk to me, because we share the similiar name.
Animals are unlike humans. They supposedly are less intelligent than us. So if members of the less intelligent species love ME, one does come to the conclusion that humans'd definitely be smitten by electrifyingly plump me. If female dogs want to kiss me, I swear, I've got to be the most kissable thing on planet earth.'
EWWWWW BLECKH!!!!!!
Words alone cannot describe how utterly disgusted I feel at this young girl's senseless narcissism. Is she trying to sound like she's into bestiality? Is she trying to sound hilariously stupid?
For God's sake there are kids surfing the internet. STOP HER!
This picture shall suffice.
Geez, talk about UGLY camwhores. *wrinkles nose*
And in this post of hers, she actually dared to proclaim that she's pretty! What an utter OUTRAGE!!
Girl, girl. *shakes head* Whatever it is ... You have balls for announcing something as fictitious as that.
*salutes*
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT STATEMENT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? In fact, the whole entire post was such a farce, I nearly PUKED out my lunch after reading 'em.
Trying to 'imitate' big name bloggers now, are you?
WANNABE ......
Narcissism is NOT in.
oOoOo I feel nauseous.
Now, this girl has some sense.
*lights cigar*
And I thought that I've witnessed the worst.
But of course, this particular blogger had more plans in mind to mortify me.
THINK YOU'RE VERY TALENTED NOW, ARE YOU?
SO YOU THINK IT'S COOL TO POSE WITH FOUR-STRINGED GUITARS?
Listen to what the queen of blogs herself has to say about this.
Now THAT was a perfect retort.
*bows*
And one of my allies had this to say about 'Lizzy'.
'Nuff said.
I've noticed that the blogosphere is getting way too INTENSE man. It's almost like Chinese New Year, when my whole family is forced to get together. O____o
Lighten up, people!!! Life is too short to waste!
As you could probably tell by now, Lizzy is bored, cause she decided to TRY to stay home, and not go out, for a couple of days to avoid POST-SPM Guilt. Though of course, no studying in progress, either.
*sniffs sniffs*
THANK GOD FOR MY IMPECCABLE SENSE OF HUMOUR. For it never fails to entertain me, even through stupidly boring days like the past week. And maybe if I'm lucky, other people are entertained by lovely old me as well. =X
Thought of the day:
Now, who's next? :P
Wednesday, October 26, 2005 || Lizzy's 10 commandments of rule breaking, and other hoo-hahs.
- Today is a VERY important day, 'cause its one of my best friend's birthday!
Plus, in a few hours, it'll be my sister's birthday as well.
We look bad here. ^^ Like, Really bad. Well, at least only me. :P
Anyway, don't really know what'd I do without ya, Christine. :D My partner-in-school of three years, since we were in form one and got acquainted under very weird circumstances. *sniggers*
My fellow 'failed' camwhore. My fellow lip-syncher. :P My fellow "penyapu idol". Aww, we've had some fun, didn't we?
If you weren't my friend, I'd have nobody to complain about 'wide and big' faces with. :(
Eat more, yeah? :P Grow fat with me!
And also, to my dearest sister, Elaine Lee, whom I'm not really close with 'cause she lives with her boyfriend most of the time in Hong Kong, and the rest of the time, she's travelling around the globe, visiting the most fabulous places.
You may not know this, nor read this, but I'm really envious of you. =_= I'd KILL to have your life, you know that?
Of course, despite our 13-years age gap, and the differences in our lifestyles ... You're still my sister. Muakz!
I've never camwhored with her before. She looks almost exactly like me, though, only a lot thinner, and her face isn't chubby since she lost her baby fat in her twenties. -_-;;
Surprisingly enough, a lot of people seem to have their birthdays on the 25th. Well, happy birthday to minishorts and RamboTan s'well, though they are not aware of the presence of this blog. :D
Guess what I did.
......
I went to school today. Yes, a miracle just occured.
Hmm, was kind of funny how my friend went: "OMFG! You went to school?! Did the sun rise in the West today?? Waaa, I shall go buy lottery later ... "
Yes, thank you very much, my dear friend, for that moment of comic relief. -_-
Anyway, strangely enough, it felt sort of weird, stepping into my school today, knowing that it's the last time I'll EVER be sitting in my current class. 'Cause, well, Thursday is our graduation day already.
Allow me a minute of nostalgia. *sniff*
Well, hey, I know that I hate school and all, but I do love some of my friends that are in it. :D
Since I'm at it, and since this is probably the last chance I'll ever have to actually act like a rebellious schoolgirl ...
Liz's Commandments on breaking dumb school rules.
# 1-Thou Shalt Not Wear a School Uniform to School.
Okay, to give myself credit, AT LEAST it was my Sports House shirt, which is famous for being overly baggy to the point of reaching my knees.
But it still wasn't a school uniform. How do I get away with it, you ask?
Brains, people. Brains. ;-)That, and a lot of scheming and escapades involved.
# 2-Thou Shalt Bring Your Handphone to School.
Behold my very outdated and boyish N-Gage QD. -_-;;
How do I get away with it?
Simple. I hide it in my pants, which I wear under my long skirt. :P And I hardly think that I'd let the darned prefects grab my ass to check.
MWAHAHAH.
# 3-Thou shalt eat in class. And Thou Shalt Not tie your hair into a neat pony tail, and opt to look like the spawn of Ju On, instead.
Okay, granted, I don't let down my hair ALL THE TIME. *grins*
But really, I'm not a fan of tying my hair. No prizes for guessing why. Boo.
How do I get away with it?
Pretend to comb your hair if any teachers walk by. :D I swear, my intelligence is overwhelming. Hehe!
#4 -Thou Shalt Stand On The School Chairs and Pose Like a Ju-On version of Superman.
..... How do I get away with it?
Well, it's not everyday that I do silly stuff like that. Oh, scratch that. It IS everyday that I do silly stuff like that. -_-
#5 -Thou Shalt Flash Your Asses at The Camera and Whoever That Happens to be Passing By.
Uh. No prizes for guessing which ass is mine. -_-;;
*zips mouth before potentially mentioning any 18-sx-related stuff*
#6 -Thou Shalt Say Thank You to the School For All Its Wonderful Contributions Everyday.
Yes yes, thank you very much for all the dreary exams, f**ked up toilets, and PMS-sy teachers.
Hmm. I never really liked my school all THAT much, and yet I feel bad for critisizing them TOO much.
Aww ... It must be my sheer niceness that's getting to me again. >_<
Thought of the day:
Okay, so I woke up at 9 PM, after a very long and lovely 7 hour nap (Hey, I went to school okay!!) and came online to chat and read blogs. Which, is my usual routine anyway.
And, I've realized that almost every apparently well known blogger is blogging about the whole xiaxue and her disabled toilet issue, which, apparently, is now even more serious than ever.
You know, I feel sort of bad for her. Not that I'm on her side, or anything. And yes, I know that I've spoofed her before here, but that was done in good humour.
For whatever that's worth, I've witnessed how powerful an influence of a mere and mundane BLOG could get. Heck, there are at least TWO people on my MSN list who have nicknames with the words XiaXue in them. And they were pretty negative too, so to speak.
I asked a friend, "Why are you planning to blog about her so much? I mean, she's not that cool."
And he answered: "Well, she's a tool."
..... Ouch.
I'll have to give her credit for having guts. I swear, if 70% of my nonexistential readers read my blog because they hate me and secretly want to snigger at me, I'd shut down this blog. I wouldn't even give a damn if it was my source of income, because the way I see life, Life is always filled with opportunities. And it's just up to me to grasp them, no?
Of course, I'm not her. Would be too nauseating to be her.
She's not tactful, that's all. Sort of bitchy and bimbotic too, but aren't we all? I'll have to admit that she's a way better role model than, hmm, me. (Yup yup, If I were her, I'd influence kids to break school rules, even from this post itself. :P)
But thank God, I think that I'm generally somewhat tactful. Hey, I barely piss people off, even in real life itself. Hehehe.
But you know, you could say that people like me, or my friends, are hypocrites. Because even though we don't SAY bitchy stuff in public, what makes you think we're not secretly laughing at the poor fat dude who fell on his ass while ice-skating?
Because, well, let me enlighten you: most of us are naturally mean. That's a fact. Either that or you've already mastered the skills of sincerely being nice all the time.
Well, hey, I'll gladly admit that I'm mean and somewhat bitchy. O_o At least I'm not covering my tracks, right?
Thank God I don't take blogging seriously. I don't even care if I have traffic, 'cause I'm bored of checking it all the time. I don't even talk about my blog in real life, nor do I speak of other blogs and such, 'cause I don't consider XX or whomever important enough to spend time gossiping about in real life. It's just a very interesting alternate reality, no?
And a pretty good way to meet new friends, hehehe, which is more fun than bitching about other people. Wah, I think I'm FINALLY over that 'psst ... hey you know bla bla bla' stage.
Only my friends, and the people that I know, and are in my life, are important to me. :D
With that said.
Guess which one is my leg yo. LOL.
*joking*
Tuesday, October 25, 2005 || Lizzy announces that she's hotter than all of the contestants in the Hottest Blogger contest.
- I'm bored.
Really really bored.
By the way, haloscan is one f**ked up commenting system. I think I should enable the Blogger's commenting system as well, just for fun. Hehehe.
Anyway, I NEED A NEW BANNER!!! *sniff*
Okay since everybody's fussing over the recent HottestBlogger contest, with people posting up posts worshipping Dawn Yang's beauty, I should ride the momentum as well.
NOW, WHY THE *bleep* AM I NOT IN THAT CONTEST?!?!
What an outrage!
Why, I'm not hot, is it? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO, okay ...
I am fully aware that 'cute' is not exactly 'hot'. But a kid saying that I'm hot would be ... wrong. Too pedo for my liking, hah!
Well, you get the picture.
*wipes tear*
I'm so touched. :'(
Really. I agree with ya, buddy. =)
Wow ... even the Queen of Narcissism a.k.a Eliza Lee agrees!
*swoons*
Get my point yet? :P
GO SUBMIT ME!!!
*I'm seriously kidding*
Okay, back to business. *switches to Serious Liz mode*
In my very humble-yet-sarcastic opinion, that contest is a tad too easy peasy.
'Look good and sexy, and you can be the next HOTTEST BLOGGER! It doesn't matter that your blog is purely full of crappy shopping sprees and unidentifiable language!'
Excuse moi, but the last time I checked, blogging was more about WORDS than looks. But nevertheless, I'll have to sourly admit that Dawn Yang is majorly hot, though.
*drools*
Okay, if I keep this up, I could join a lesbian blogring and nobody'd bother to kick me out.
Poor girls, really. No offence, but they just look plainly bimbotic on that contest page. Of course, when I DID check out their blogs, I'll have to admit that the Sandralicious dude writes pretty well, cause I was expecting a typical SG bitchy blog
Well, I know that I'm a major camwhore, and I never fail to damage your appetites with my shameless self pimping and weirdass posing..
Which, I'm starting to think, may actually be a pretty bad thing. Cause it'd be harder for people to take me seriously, if I come off as an airhead, and there's nothing I hate more than not being taken seriously. :P
But of course, as questionable as my level of intellect is, I tend to believe that I can string a proper english sentence together. Hehehe. And maybe, at times I may even come off as humourous and witty, no?
And yes, though I AM inviting flames .... Don't tell the contestants of the contest about this post, ya?
It's better, I think, to keep the fact that I think that I'm hotter than all of them put together, to myself, and not blog about it here. Hmmmm.
But really. I know that guys think with their loins, and not their brains most of the time, but vote for them if they're GOOD bloggers or writers, not because they have big boobs!
I know that I'm not hot lar. :'( So don't bother telling me that. I'll just continue living in self-denial anyway. :P
THIS CALLS FOR A DIET! Mwahaha.
I should compose a song about myself, really.
Lizzy is a fat girl,
The sight of her makes me hurl,
But nevertheless, she's still hot,
Too bad she's rounder than a pot.
..........
Instant hit sial.
