Thursday, November 03, 2005 || Liz and other blogger's guide to BUAYAING men.
- Hahaha, today was funny.
See, the Pearl Milk Cafe I always frequent is owned by this Aunty, who has a somewhat young son who works there most of the time. Today, as I was dared by my friends, I went up to the dude and said Hi. O.o
I was half expecting him to either massively freak out, or just reply with a polite answer. But funnily enough, the dude actually came and sat with us, for a so-called yumchar session of sorts. O___o
In less than an hour, my friends and I found out his name, his telephone number, how much did it cost to open a Pearl Milk shop, the monthly rent and etcetc ... LOL. I swear, my 'buaya'-ing skills have gone up a notch.
*SALUTES SELF* Bwahaha. Okay, I know its not a big deal, but still ... Allow me a few moments to gloat. For no apparent reason or whatsoever. :P
Anyway, after I came home, chatted with a couple of people, and we were talking about pick-uplines and various 'buaya'ing techniques. And the incredible me, decided to just blog about it. ^^
Liz's 'hamsup' Guide to Hitting on Men (With help from her buddies)
First up, we have ...
Liz of http://suemefordreaming.blogspot.com (HAHA, obviously I'd come first, right?)
Favourite pick-up line: "Hi." (Apparently, that's the only one I'm good at ... HAH! Pure and simple, no?)
Favourite 'buaya'ing technique: Capturing the guy's attention with really outrageous poses.
Example:
DUDES ... THAT PICTURE CAUGHT BRYANBOY'S ATTENTION, ALRIGHT? Don't kid me, if a girl came up to you and posed like that ... Face it, you'd notice her for sure. ;)
Success Rate: Probably close to nil, seeing as how my marital status has been 'single' for such a long time. Practice at own risk. Not suitable for the audiences at home...
Next up, we have Eu Jin, of http://quicksilverlining.blogspot.com.
Favourite Pick-up Line (used by girls on him): *Liz doesn't remember, and Jin's offline. Will update later, if necessary.*
Favourite 'buaya'ing technique (by girls on him, of course): Having a girl walk up to him, and give him a nice long smooch on the lips.
Liz thinks: What if I happen to be a majorly bad kisser? Hmph!
Success Rate: Use at own risk. The possibility of 'violent' responses are rare, but it's still highly probable. Not suitable for chicks with bad breathe.
Next up, presenting the really very horny Jaclyn, of http://unfucktheworld.blogspot.com.
Favourite Pick-up Line: "Your parents are thieves........ Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
(Liz says: SHE GOT THAT OFF FHM!!!!!!)
Favourite Buaya-ing Technique: Singing incredibly romantic songs such as Enrique Iglesias's Hero and Shakin' Steven's Because I Love you to capture the heart and attention of the desired male.
Success Rate: Probably really high. 'Cause having a girl actually sing to you must be pretty attention-grasping. Not suitable for girls who sound like toads. *Ah hem*
Next up, we have the very flirtatious and 'experienced' Cally, who unfortunately does not have a blog.
Favourite Pick-Up Line: "Can I have your phone number?" (Straight to the point! I like!)
Favourite 'Buaya'ing technique: Pwning the asses of guys who play o2Jam with her, and once they're owned, sympathize with them, ask for their numbers, and eventually ask them out on a date.
Success Rate: She has proven that it does work, so err, probably really high? Not suitable for those who don't play o2jam. Or, if they play it, and happen to suck at it.
Next up, we have the very philosophical Darien, of http://www.xanga.com/ashtaway.
Favourite Pick-up line (By girls, of course.): "Hi there ... I lost my teddy bear, Can you sleep with me tonight?" (KINKY!!!!)
Favourite 'buaya'ing technique: Having a girl walk up to the guy, lean on him gently, look up at him with kawaii puppy-dog eyes and whisper something kawaii into his ear.
Success Rate: I sort of think that the pick-up line WILL work. Only for girls who have BALLS. And, not suitable for fidgety girls. Having bad breathe would probably have a negative impact on it too.
Next up ... We have the Queen of Blogging, Miss Wendy Cheng a.k.a XiaXue, of http://xiaxue.blogspot.com
Favourite Pick-Up Line: *Will wait for her response via Email. Patience!*
Favourite 'Buaya'ing technique: From this post of hers, she said, 'Nice men don't realise this, or refuse to acknowledge it, but it is the bad guys who get laid all the time. The bad guys receive more TLC, the bad guys get blowjobs where the girls even swallow.'
(Note: Okay, she was referring to guys, but I shall assume that it is applicable for girls too. Mwahaha.
Success Rate: FAILURE! If being bad = scoring more dicks. Then WHY THE *BLEEP* DON'T I GET LAID? I'm bad okay! I like good guys (Hah!) cause opposites attract. It is therefore proven that this theory is wrong. :(
*I'm seriously joking*
Add to the list, ya'll!!!
Disclaimer: The blogger(s) involved in this are not resposible for any potential, er, damage caused, should anybody decide to heed our very wise words.
