Tuesday, October 18, 2005 || Lizzy thanks Wingz, and blogs about her funny day.
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First up, I would like to sincerely extend my deepest gratitude towards Wingz, of Rojaks, for being SO NICE for giving my blog some publicity. >_<
You can read it here, if you haven't already done that. NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN SO SWEET TO ME BEFORE!!!
*blush blush*
Many many many thanks, ya Wingz? I was so touched, you almost made me cry you know? :P
Warning: Picture-filled and pretty pointless post ahead. :P
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Today was a damn funny day, if I may say so. So I woke up at approximately two in the afternoon, because my friend woke me up and dragged my lazy ass off my bed to her house, because she wanted me to, err, "fix" her computer for her. -_-;;
And when I was busy helping her to delete the various junk that her computer was loaded with ... guess what I found.
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Porn.
YES! OMG! When I asked her about it, she only beamed at me and went, "You wanna watch?"
I am officially traumatized. :)
I mean ... I know that people watch porn and its normal, but the realization that my friend is a closet pervert, is nerve wrecking. I have no idea how to react.
I think I should just laugh it off. o_O
Anyway, after that, a bunch of us went to yum cha in OUG.
Yes, I know that there's nothing to do there. Yes, I know that the place is damn lame. But it's near to our houses ... We're not rich, so we can't hang out at all the "cool" places all the time, see. >.<. We ate at KFC. Yup yup, I abuse KFC ... Which explains my size. *sigh*
Yes yes, I know that I'm not supposed to eat fried chicken the day after having a fever ... but what's a girl to do? :'(
I know its bad for my ever-expanding waistline and all ... but JUST LOOK AT THE JUICY chickens omg.
Good food is better than an orgasm, okay?
The highlight of the day was:
Okay, so the 'gang' went to Quickie's Pearl Milk shop for our usual, almost daily dose of Pearl Milk tea. But this time, I got possessed by the devil himself, and I said, as we were paying at the cashier: "Ala, leng chai, my friend so leng lui, give her some discount can?"
Of course, Jaclyn almost gave me a tae-kwon-do-black-belt-six-dan kick. But she stood, stunned in her shoes, when the cashier dude answered: "But I think that among all of you, you're the prettiest lor ... how?"
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! My one minute moment of glory!!!
Eh my dear friends, I'm SO sorry for rubbing it in ... but I'm narcissistic and perasan, right? You guys understand my need to show off whatever stupid glorious encounters that I experience, right?
(My inner self is dying to strangle me, due to my over-reaction of an Ah Beng's false compliment. But, as I always say ... Whatever! :P)
After that blissful experience at the pearl milk shop, we headed for the Cyber Cafe, cause we had nothing better to do. Plus, playing pool would be out of the question, as the last time I attempted the darned game, I managed to hit the white ball into the hole at least three times.
Sad sad.
Jaclyn on the left: "I'm going to say I lebiu to my dad."
Me: "Go say to that guy behind the counter lar ..."
Jaclyn: "Okie. Oi! Leng chai! I LEBIU!!!"
-_- Yes, we're a crazy bunch ...
And our very good friend, Cally, got her heart broken and spent the whole day moping. :( And because we usually depend on Cally for transport ... Needless to say, we were stuck in OUG for quite some time. We hung out on stupid door steps until, like, 10pm, when she decided to come to her senses.
Me: "Go say to that guy behind the counter lar ..."
Jaclyn: "Okie. Oi! Leng chai! I LEBIU!!!"
-_- Yes, we're a crazy bunch ...
And our very good friend, Cally, got her heart broken and spent the whole day moping. :( And because we usually depend on Cally for transport ... Needless to say, we were stuck in OUG for quite some time. We hung out on stupid door steps until, like, 10pm, when she decided to come to her senses.
The epitome of screwed up teenagers.
You know you're screwed when you resort to sleeping on the streets in front of the MBF Bank. LOL.
I'm the blue one, by the way. And I look like a fat cow grazing on a green field. :) Apparently, too much KFC has taken its toll on me. Ouch.
And yes, we look like drug addicts, who decided to pass out on the streets because of the lack of Weed.
Anyway, Cally is alright. She decided that boyfriends were a waste of time, and now she's crashing at my place. Because, according to her, her own room brings back bad memories. (?!?!??!)
When you are dying of a broken heart ... this is how you heal it:
......You abuse the PS 2.
Cally decided that Zhao Yun of Destiny Warriors 5 is more leng chai than her boyfriend/ex/whatever. (?!?!??!!?!)
On a totally unrelated note, my beloved friend Cally took a blissfully bee-yoo-tee-full picture of me when I was trying to doze off on my bed. :)
Cally decided that Zhao Yun of Destiny Warriors 5 is more leng chai than her boyfriend/ex/whatever. (?!?!??!!?!)
On a totally unrelated note, my beloved friend Cally took a blissfully bee-yoo-tee-full picture of me when I was trying to doze off on my bed. :)
I love you girl. :)
Yes, I look like !@!#@!$@#@!$ there. Just take it as free comic relief from me, okay?
Yeah, you can laugh/mock/flame me all you want. I don't care.
Oi, don't blame a girl for eating too much KFC lar, kay?
Yes, I look like !@!#@!$@#@!$ there. Just take it as free comic relief from me, okay?
Yeah, you can laugh/mock/flame me all you want. I don't care.
Oi, don't blame a girl for eating too much KFC lar, kay?
Anyway, as you could see, this post was pretty .... stupid. But my best friend's in my house, and I can't let her abuse my PS 2 alone, right?
I'm sorry for the shitty updates. But I've been a BIT busy wasting my time with other stuff lately and needless to say, the fat cow picture of me should suffice.
I'm sorry for the shitty updates. But I've been a BIT busy wasting my time with other stuff lately and needless to say, the fat cow picture of me should suffice.
