Friday, October 21, 2005 || Of economical dinners and cheap hairdos.
- I am so smart. Hehehe.
I suckered my mum into giving me RM 20. *sniggers*
Don't ask me how. :P The important thing is, I'm not as broke as I was yesterday, like I described in my previous post.
*dances the Numa-Numa dance*
And before I say anything, I'd love to extend my deepest condolences to the Prime Minister's wife, who passed away today. >.<
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This part is sort of offensive, so don't read it if you're easily offended, kay? I don't mean any harm, though ...
So in the afternoon, a good pal of mine (who wishes to remain anonymous, cause he thinks that he'll get sued. -_-) came online, and we started chatting about the death of the PM's wife, and somehow, that conversation got astrayed ...
Me: Wtf. I can't watch MTV and Channel V today.
Friend: Why ar?
Me: 'Cause, they dedicated the whole day to an announcement that the PM's wife has died, and that her 'roh sudah balik ke pangkal Allah'. (I'm not joking. -_-)
Friend: Oh. No wonder there's nothing on the radio as well.
Me: I swear, when I die, I'll die in this fashion, man ......
Friend: People PM's wife la kay. You're not even a nenek's wife.
Me: Ya. Have to go seduce some rich old Datuk liao.
Friend: How? Too fat la right ...
Me: WOI!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, I love my friends. =) But it was funny, okay? (Not the death of the PM's wife, whom I dearly respect, the convo ... )
Anyway, henceforth, I shall display what an utter pig I can be. As you guys know ... I only have Rm 20 to spend, right?
So here's what Liz and her 'little' friends eat, when they're all broke.
First up, presenting a very satisfactory, uh, packet (?!??!!?!) of Lor mai rice. Not too sure what's it called in english. And, a cup of soya bean.
Lor mai rice = Rm 2
Soya bean = Rm 1
Rm 20 - Rm 2 - Rm 1 = Rm 17
Soya bean = Rm 1
Rm 20 - Rm 2 - Rm 1 = Rm 17
Haha ... Economical, no?
And to prove that I eat like a mad cow. I even ordered an, uh, side order.
And to prove that I eat like a mad cow. I even ordered an, uh, side order.
Roti tosai = Rm 1.20
Rm 17 - Rm 1.20 = Rm 15.80
Woo! I can still remember my maths!
OMG. IT'S NO WONDER WHY I'M FAT. If I keep this up, I swear I'll be obese by 20, diabetic by 25, and dead from a heart attack by 30.
*sweats*
But, the food was pretty good. I mean, it was so economical, whaddaya expect? :P
Anyway, after dinner, the gang got separated, and Jaclyn, Cally and I headed for the hairdresser's. Jac and Cally wanted to dye their hair (apparently, Cally thinks that her SPM is over ... -_- ), and my brains fell out of its socket so I decided to temporarily perm my hair.
WTF was wrong with me? *strangles self*
Well, Saturday's the kindy graduation party, so I thought that I should try to look more kawaii than the kids. But of course, once more, my lame attempt has failed. =)
Never mind lar. The place was a chiplak hair saloon, not your typical classy and expensive place ala A Cut Above.
Rm 17 - Rm 1.20 = Rm 15.80
Woo! I can still remember my maths!
OMG. IT'S NO WONDER WHY I'M FAT. If I keep this up, I swear I'll be obese by 20, diabetic by 25, and dead from a heart attack by 30.
*sweats*
But, the food was pretty good. I mean, it was so economical, whaddaya expect? :P
Anyway, after dinner, the gang got separated, and Jaclyn, Cally and I headed for the hairdresser's. Jac and Cally wanted to dye their hair (apparently, Cally thinks that her SPM is over ... -_- ), and my brains fell out of its socket so I decided to temporarily perm my hair.
WTF was wrong with me? *strangles self*
Well, Saturday's the kindy graduation party, so I thought that I should try to look more kawaii than the kids. But of course, once more, my lame attempt has failed. =)
Never mind lar. The place was a chiplak hair saloon, not your typical classy and expensive place ala A Cut Above.
This picture shall suffice.
LOL! Damn, I'd kill to see someone walk on the streets with those aluminium things.
I can't describe to you how ridiculous I feel, but I shall put this up anyway.
LOL! Damn, I'd kill to see someone walk on the streets with those aluminium things.
Aye, pretty bad picture of me, I know. Hey, the lightings were dreary and horrible, alright? And I'm too lazy to photoshop and edit it, cause I don't like hiding my flaws. (Okay, so maybe I don't actually KNOW how to hide my flaws with photoshop ... Shh.)
This has given me a glimpse of what my funeral picture would look like, on the orbituaries. =/
So I hereby conclude that while I still look like that ... Death is not an option. Haha!
This has given me a glimpse of what my funeral picture would look like, on the orbituaries. =/
So I hereby conclude that while I still look like that ... Death is not an option. Haha!
But, nothing can be worse than the horrible, terrible, fugly video that my friends and I recorded last year, that was honourably posted on Rojaks. I have thrown my caution to the wind ~
I can't describe to you how ridiculous I feel, but I shall put this up anyway.
OMG, I feel so bimbotic and airheaded.
I feel like I'm infected by XiaXue's obsession with her hair.
God. Help. Me. Before. I. Become. Stupid.
But nevertheless, it wasn't as bad as I expected. Though of course, the end result itself was questionable. :/
I feel like I'm infected by XiaXue's obsession with her hair.
God. Help. Me. Before. I. Become. Stupid.
But nevertheless, it wasn't as bad as I expected. Though of course, the end result itself was questionable. :/
So-called temporary perm = Rm10
(YES, I managed to sucker the hairstylist dude into giving me a whooping Rm5 discount. I swear, I'm the Goddess of cheapskate bargaining. *beams*)
Rm 15.80 - Rm 10 = Rm 5.80
Yes yes, I know I look God-awfully bimbotic. I know that I look as though my head is so empty, I don't possess any brain cells whatsoever. But I assure you, I'm still normal. :)
Which left me Rm 5.80, which I used to buy corn-in-cup (Yes, fat Liz continues to eat.) and a cup of bubble milk tea.
Pretty economical day, don't you agree? :P
Anyway, I'm so darned tempted to wash out the stupid curls. It is SO NOT ME. And just for the sake of showing of my continuous narcissism and bad hairstyles:
(YES, I managed to sucker the hairstylist dude into giving me a whooping Rm5 discount. I swear, I'm the Goddess of cheapskate bargaining. *beams*)
Rm 15.80 - Rm 10 = Rm 5.80
Yes yes, I know I look God-awfully bimbotic. I know that I look as though my head is so empty, I don't possess any brain cells whatsoever. But I assure you, I'm still normal. :)
Which left me Rm 5.80, which I used to buy corn-in-cup (Yes, fat Liz continues to eat.) and a cup of bubble milk tea.
Pretty economical day, don't you agree? :P
Anyway, I'm so darned tempted to wash out the stupid curls. It is SO NOT ME. And just for the sake of showing of my continuous narcissism and bad hairstyles:
HAHAHA! Sorry for making you guys puke. Really. I swear, I look like the spawn of pokemon in the first pic. But don't blame me, I was only 13, and I suffered a massive fugly puberty stage.
(Not that I'm that much better now ... Sniff.)
I think I'm going to gag out all the baked corn I just heartily consumed soon enough.
Please pardon me while I throw up. And yes, while I'm at it, I should definitely wash out the curls in my hair.
Oh. Before I forget, many thanks to Life Feel, who 'featured' me on his blog here. So sweet of you ya? <3
And as for the 'Penyapu Idol' video that's on Rojaks ... Let's pretend that the video doesn't exist, kay? :)
Muakz!!!
