Monday, October 17, 2005 || Narcissistic and Camwhorish Liz makes a return!
- I'm back!
Can I say it again?
Liz is back and here to stay.
Wahaha. Did anybody miss meeee? Anyway, I'm feeling okay already, in case you're wondering. =) And I even ate McDonalds just now! (Err ... I foresee myself as an obese diabetic in two year's time.)
Anyway, pretty narcissistic and camwhorish post ahead ... So buckle up your seatbelts, ya?
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If you didn't catch my dumb contest, well, the results are out!
(Yeah, like anyone cares ... T.T)
I got Jaclyn to help me pick the winner(s), so I wouldn't be biased and only choose somebody that I knew ... And we picked:
*jeng jeng jeng*
Wingz of Rojaks fame. (If you don't already know this guy, go read Rojaks! It's one of my fave blogs ever!)
This feels a bit weird, 'cause Wingz is so fehmes and all, but Jaclyn doesn't read Rojaks ('cause she's not a regular blog reader =P) so she isn't biased or anything. Anyway, Mr. Wingz said:
"I read Liz Bcoz shes the chun-est chicks in the blogsphere!!!! and I lebiuu!!!"
Actually, we picked him mainly cause ... NOBODY USES "I LEBIU". :P
Jaclyn: What's 'lebiu'???
Me: err... I dunno. Probably 'love you'?
Jaclyn: WAH! That's so cute!
Ahaha. Anywayz, just to prove that Liz keeps her promises, here's an ultimately sucky but first fansign I ever made:
Err. I was sick lar k? :P Don't mind my stoned out face ... If you can't read it, the so-called fansign goes: I heart Wingz 'cause I luv Rojaks! :P
Okay ... So what are you waiting for? GO READ ROJAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or be personally whacked by me! (And maybe Jaclyn too, hmm ... ) And be prepared to fall off your chairs laffing. :P
Anyway, I decided that I wanted a runner-up winner.
Alexis a.k.a Wen Lin said: I read Liz because... my 6th sense told me 1 day i can get something FOC from Liz. LOL... No la... becuz i never get to c her for so long, seldom chat with her, read her blog is the only way to keep me updated on wats going on in her life.... NO! actually im stalking her :P And, RM100 really look much but cannot do anything much thses days. i think when u buy ur book.. almost 50% of ur money gone, den plus ur plan to visit sunway/times square and ur web hosting... all ur money gone... no money for shopping... tat oso belum include duit to belanja me eat. LOL!!! btw, wat is fansign? :P
I LOVE YOU GIRL, cause your entry made me laugh ... Asking me what's a fansign after rambling on was hilarious. :p
Err ...It's supposed to say: I heart Wen Lin :P Lotsa Love, Liz. But the picture turned out a bit not-so-clear. O_O
Well, I'll have to admit that the runner-up winner was slightly biased lar. :P 'Cause Wen Lin belanja me popcorn before ... and her Love Hina Vcds are still with me ... And we seldom get to hang out, so the fansign will suffice k, girl? :D
As for the rest of the peeps who actually took the trouble to join my dumb contest ... Thanks! I also liked anony (whoever you are ... I'll take it that you wanna remain anonymous ;) ), Kyels, and CJ's entries.
Muaks!!!
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Anyway, I'm still sort of sick. O_o And once again, I decided to display how narcissistic and camwhorish I can get, by camwhoring with a fever.
You know a girl's screwed when she starts taking stupid pictures of herself when she's still 30% sick. ;-) But you can't blame me lar. I'm so bored, alright?
I only have a sore throat and a flu left, but my friends thought I was like, deadly sick, so they all didn't ajak me out for yum cha sessions. :( And you don't expect me to study when I'm sick, right?
It's not like study when I'm healthy. :P
Break! Story time: (Anony left this as a comment for me, in the previous post, and Jin blogged about it ... )
Narcissus, who was greatly admired, for he was very handsome. Narcissus was very proud of his perfect face and graceful body, and never lost the chance to look at his reflection in any sheet of water he happened to pass.
He would lie for hours admiring his gleaming dark eyes, slender nose, slim hips and the mop of curly hair that crowned the perfect oval of his face. You would think a sculptor had come down from heaven to carve such a faultless body as a llvlng image of mankind's love of beauty.
One day, Narcissus was walking close to a precipice where the clear waters of a cold mountain pool mirrored hls beautiful face. "You are handsome, Narcissus!" he told himself as he bent down to admire his reflection. "There's nobody so handsome in the whole world! I'd love to kiss you." Narcissus was suddenly seized by the desire to kiss his own reflection and he leant closer to the water. But he lost his balance and toppled into the pool. Narcissus could not swim and so he drowned.
But when the gods discovered that the most beautiful being on earth had died, they decided that such beauty could not be forgotten. The gods turned Narcissus into a scented flower which, to this day, blossoms in the mountains in spring, and which is still called Narcissus.
(Swifty says that Narcissus died of starvation, though. Frankly, I don't care, because apparently, the spirit of Narcissus still lives in me. O_o)
Oh, Joy ...
Anyway, its not like I'm narcissistic all the time, right? (come to think of it ... I probably am. Oww. >.<) And its not like being overly perasanted is such a bad thing, right? Hehe ... as you could probably tell by now, this post is filled with pictures, because I'm lazy to think of something to type about.
But rest assured, no matter what it looks like, I still love writing more than cam-whoring. :D:D Wait for me to recover, k?
But this post is not that UNentertaining, right? Or did my pictures make you puke? Don't worry, I don't really care. Camwhoring Rule #1: Always expect negative feedback, but don't sweat over it.
Hee hee. Anyway, if you think that I'm overly narcissistic, perasanted and overly stupid ... I'll flash this face at you:
OMG.
Yes, you can sort of see the duck's head now.
Yes, you can sort of see the duck's head now.
NOW I KNOW WHY I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. Huhu. =(
