Saturday, January 06, 2007 || Dysfunctionality
- Today is my mama's birthday. Which I *almost* conveniently forgot, until papa excitedly told me yesterday about the surprise birthday cake he bought for mama. Before turning to mama and telling her about the cake.
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So they started the very special occasion by squabbling and arguing right in the morning. They were even squabbling when Suet dropped by my place.
(Which was kinda embarrassing but I've passed the point of feeling embarrassed lalala)
I was kinda dubious but feigned disinterest. Cos the reason they're fighting is very childish. It's so immature that even *I* wouldn't bother fighting over it with anyone. O.o
So I went out and left them alone to solve their own shit. When I came home from Chris's place to have my mum's supposed birthday dinner - they were still at it! Arguing over the same old stupid thing! O.o'' How do they DO that is beyond me. I went out for at least 6 hours. -_-
So I calmly took mama into her room and gave her a very wise pep talk about love, relationships, and how to deal with men for half an hour. After she was less pissed, I left her room and talked to dad for half an hour about women's needs, being patient, and being a man.
OMGWTFBBQ! Aren't parents supposed to be the ones that give their kids advice and lectures? Aren't they the ones who are the ones I'm supposed to lean on whenever *I'm* fighting with a boyfriend or something? OMG the role reversal is very hard to handle. O___O
However, I managed to mindf*ck the both of them quite effectively by telling the both of them to "secretly be the bigger and more forgiving person". Uh ... Right.
So after one hour after I got home. We finally went out for my mum's birthday dinner. Lovely family moment. ^__^
(was being sarcastic, btw)
Man ... Can't believe that sometimes I feel more like their parents than the other way around. =.= And people wonder why I don't really want a bf? OMG pleaseeee I can't watch over two relationships at the same time. Hahaha
P.S. Happy birthday, mar-mee. I'm so glad that you got bored of surfing the net and friendster, thus you won't be reading my blog ever. :D
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