Sunday, August 20, 2006 || Of horny girls, a so-called "advertorial", and a controversial gay picture galore.
- *freaking long post ahead*
I finally had more than eight hours of sleep. FINALLY, after days of walking around like a living zombie.
:(:(:( I re-read my previous post and damn, that was uncalled for. Wtf, why was I so emo over something that doesn't even matter?!
yes yes, it must've been the lack of sleep that got to me. Ah huh ah huh. I felt GREAT today. :D
Narcissistic pictures glorifying myself, since I was in a bloody good mood:
Not too great but whatever! Compared to the pics I took yesterday when I was fucking emo, considered damn nice already. :D
I went for lunch with a friend today, and I was complaining to her about horny and hamsap guys who talk about boobs and shit in front of me.
.......... She proceeded to enthusiastically tell me about the SERIES of wet dreams she had. (I have no idea if the term is wet dreams. Are girls even supposed to have wet dreams? wtf?) Which really, had nothing to do with my original topic of discussion. -___-
OMG and I thought guys were the worst! :( Oh man, why are most of my close girl friends so horny?! I remember spending the night at another good girl friend's place once, and when I used her comp, I found so much porn in her Ares. =.=''
Of course, I ended up laughing like crap anyway, cause the hamsap dreams she had WERE damn funny. Not really suitable for me to blog about here. Later got kids read my blog how!
What a "lovely" way to start my day. :D
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*****Advertorial*******
(HAHAHAHA wtf, just joking! Who would ever wanna advertise on my shitty blog anyway?)
You guys come lah! :( Well, if you have nothing else to do, that is. :D
I'm not gonna lie and say that it's gonna be the best thing that's ever happened since The Beatles, but it's only Rm5 ok. Rm5 only and a chance to, I dunno, camwhore with me (HAHA) and make new friends!
Yeah. I know, I totally suck at sounding convincing. But oi, at least I'm genuinely sincere.
Eh come lah ok. What is there to lose, anyway? You get to eat, you get to snoop around at hot guys and girls, and you get to see Jaclyn do a strip dance! :D
Okay I'm lying about the last one.
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Yeah like I said, this post is gonna be super long. Anyway, shitload of pointless pictures ahead.
View with an open mind.
I met my best friends this evening. Awww, one of the two most important people (to me lah) on earth that appeared in my blog since the beginning! :D
Since we don't have our meet-ups quite as often as we'd like nowadays, obviously we camwhored quite a bit. *winks*
Cally and I in the toilet. Wtf.
Camwhoring in Coffee Bean:
I love the lighting! :D
Us and our gay trademark peace sign.
Cally, asking Jaclyn something about Jac's new Motorola V3i and me, pretending to point at a nonexistential hot guy.
Most controversial pic ever: (in the history of Eliza Lee's blog, that is.)
This is me, looking like I'm trying to bite off Cally's left boob.
And look, I didn't mean to point my middle finger at the christian saying on her t-shirt. I SWEAR.
*runs off and hides in bush*
More weird/fugly/controversial pictures on the way yo.
That's Jac and I, looking screwed up. That's how we love spending our days, by the way.
Controversial picture #2:
...... Since practically everybody thinks I'm a smoker, anyway. (which I'm not ok! I was only pretending ok!)
Controversial picture #3:
HAHAHA okok, enough.
Jaclyn looking gay. Cally looking er .... like Cally.
Then we noticed a bigass mirror and decided to live up to our reputations as camwhores. (Or rather, camwhore wannabes. Yeah, that sounds more like it.)
Jaclyn and I looking gay, Cally looking like ..... Cally. I swear, that girl cracks me up. :D
Jaclyn looks really good in this pic while Cally and I look retarded.
[insert pointless witty caption here]
"Yo, let's look really gay and retarded by posing with one arm in the air with peace signs!", exclaimed Liz, while demonstrating and taking a picture.
HAHAHA WILL YOU CHECK OUT CALLY'S FACE! SO CUTE CAN DIE.
Jaclyn's blur as usual.
Cally catches up and copies my gayass pose. Jaclyn's still blur. =.=''
Damn wtf, this picture. I can't even begin to think of a caption.
Oh yeah, did I remember to mention that since I can't find a guy who can fulfill my emotional and physical needs, I've decided to change my sexual direction?
HAHAHA nah, just kidding. I still like men, though sometimes I wish I didn't. *big grin*
We have the same fugly sandals yo. Coincidentially. o_O
Okay okay, I shan't stuff our fugly faces in my blog to torture all my imaginary readers anymore.
But last picture, cause I can't resist a fugly pic:
I look retarded but I'm posting this up cause Jaclyn looks like King-Kong's wife. HAHAHAHAHA.
Wah, this post is damn long right! O_o
And oh, I suddenly have horrible backache. :( Someone massage me please? *puppy dog eyes*
Okay gotta go clean up my messy room cause my sis is coming home for a few days tomorrow. Yeah, I know. How exciting. O.o
