Tuesday, August 01, 2006 || weird online wankers, a nice hang-out session, and a gay saloon.
- Yesterday, some UK dude added me to MSN from God knows where.
We chatted a bit and he sent me his pic (not bad, not bad. NYEHEHE), yada yada yada. Everything was fine and dandy.
Then he suddenly invited me to view his webcam. Obviously, I accepted right, since I don't have a webcam and have practically nothing to lose.
Guess what was he doing!!! (same question he asked me, wtf)
Okay, you guessed it right. A cookie for you! :D
Dude was WANKING.
Ewww damn gross right. I couldn't see his prick or anything cuz his hands were in the way, but STILL. But apparently, it wasn't gross enough to stop me from taking a screenshot.
HAHAHA
I decided to spray white paint over his err, whatever, cause I figured that it was kinda bad to display the genuine thing on the world wide web. Besides, who knows, kids could be reading my blog ah!
(And maybe even my mum WTF mwahaha)
What was even more WTF-invoking was my response to the er, process of self-infliction of pleasure.
I mean, some guy shows me his **** and I, instead of screaming in terror and clicking the block button immediately, go, "wankin? haha"
OMG. Imagine some guy flashes me for real in real life and I merely look at it and go, "flashin? haha"
Damn zha dou. =.= Of course, I blocked him after that. Why lah people wanna do these kinda stuff on the internet? Damn shiok meh? Tskkk.
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Oh yeah, I finally got a new cam. :D Courtesy of my sis.
Kinda cute eh! :D It's even smaller than a mobile phone.
Camwhore a bit.
The CHEAP black outfit I bought yesterday. Like seriously damn cheap. O_O
Of course, I have no idea where to wear it cause I'd be stoned to death if I wore it to college. Ho hum.
Fireworks effect. O.o
Hohoho. Now I won't get a Christmas present from dad anymore, cause it's like a WAY early Christmas pressie deal. =.=
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I FINALLY got to hang out with best friend #2 Cally. :D I have not seen her in ages, man. Especially ever since we started college.
I missed her lame jokes, boy craziness and camwhoring sessions. Jaclyn is uber lame and VERY boy crazy, but her jokes are all sex-related and she likes fat older men. And hates camwhoring. =(
Err ... fugly pic, but what the hell.
Proof of Jaclyn and her hatred of cameras.
Er ... obviously our camwhoring skills REALLY suck now. =/
Candid pic of Jaclyn looking VERY semangat in describing how big her boobs are. HAHAHA
Yeah, she hates cameras.
Ohh, I went to shop in Sungei Wang today. Cause it's the sales yo! I seriously expected everything to be super duper cheap ... but as it turns out, it was just normal. -____-
Even megamall's sales was way cooler cause I got a RM12 skirt from Radioactive. 70% discount yo.
My friend and I passed by this saloon, and the guy at the door convinced us to get some threading done on our eyebrows.
I was like, how the hell are threads supposed to help shape your eyebrows? O.o
It was kinda weird, and it hurt a bit, but the end result was pretty okay. The dude basically uses the thread to er, sort of shave off the corners. Ten bucks, hoho. Not too bad, I guess?
After my turn, I got up and looked around the saloon. I glanced to the left, and I saw a male hairdresser with two pigtails cutting the hair of another guy with hair that's longer than mine.
I glanced to my right, and I saw another male hairdresser with curly hair and a pink ribbon on his ponytail perming the hair of another male with long hair.
Uh oh.
I looked to my back, and there was yet another dude hairdresser with long hair, washing the hair of yet another guy with long hair.
"Dude, are we in a gay saloon?", I hissed to my friend.
She raised her newly-threaded eyebrows and looked around.
"...... Whoa fuck.", she said. O_o
No offence to gays or anything, but it was kinda funny to find ourselves threading our eyebrows at a place where apparently, all of its customers are guys with long, flowing black hair. =D
*swt*
And oh, the new mushroom hotdog at 1901's sucks. Don't eat.
