Wednesday, August 02, 2006 || The stupid things I say
- I would never really consider myself to be much of a conversationalist. I mean, yeah, I talk a LOT around certain people, but seriously, once I'm comfortable with someone, most of the stuff I say are crap. Or nonsense.
Or lame jokes that only I laugh at.
"I am on a journey in becoming super hot," I bragged to my friend.
Friend: "*rolls eyes* And what is that?" *points at my McFlurry*
"Er ... my journey begins tomorrow! I booked my ticket today HAHAHAHA", I said, laughing at my own joke while my friend heaves an exasperated sigh.
=.=''
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I also have a tendency of unintentionally sounding like an Ass. So much that sometimes I wonder if I think with my butt or speak through my ass ...... or both. o.O
"My boobs are like FLAT ...... ", Friend B tells me in a depressed tone.
I cheerfully say, "Eh flat not bad wut. Very easy to buy and wear whatever you want you know, and look super thin in everything! Flat good lah!"
My friend glares at me and doesn't really talk for the next half and hour.
o_O'' I WASN'T BEING A WISECRACK, I SINCERELY MEANT IT OK. Ask any girl with relatively big boobs how hard is it to buy a small T that doesn't make your upper body look fat!
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Whenever I speak, logic isn't exactly one of my priorities, either.
"Dee, can lend me 10 bucks pleaaaaase?", I sweetly asked my dad.
"When are you gonna return it?!", he demanded, while reaching for his wallet.
I took the ten dollar note, and look at my dad quizically.
"Never lah of course, why?"
=.=''
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And just now, I hurried into the toilet to erm, get business done, and much to my shock and puzzlement, I saw this on the floor.
"DAD!!!", I yelled from inside the toilet, "WHY IS THERE A YELLOW BIRD INSIDE THE TOILET?!?"
"It's my bird I just bought lah!", dad yelled from outside.
"What the!!! What is it doing in the toilet?!"
"I was bathing it ... you'd better make sure if you wash your hair your shampoo don't kena my new bird OKAY it will die."
Wtf. The art of uttering stupid things ....... Runs in the family, they say.
Hoho actually kinda cute also. It has a "yo what da hell ya lookin' at, son?" expression on its face.
I mean, how often do you suddenly see a wet yellow bird in the toilet when you're bathing, right? HAHA
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Eh I have some weird college camp at some freaky Pahang NS camp place tomorrow. T_T'' There will be NO facilities at all. I don't wanna go!!!
I am like, super klutzy and clumsy. All those mountain hiking/obstacle course/flying fox shit are just NOT my thing. =( Now you know why I'm not thin. I just don't like sporty stuff.
And I can't go swimming in the lake or rafting or all those stuff too, even though they're fun, coz I ALWAYS get sick if I swim under the sun. O_o
Sorry for being such a girly/bimbotic/useless girl. I just can't. *pitiful puppy dog eyes*
Give me a day pigging out in front of my PS2 over mountain hiking anytime! Pfft.
Kay I can't decide if I wanna bring my camera or not. Fark, I can't even decide if I'm gonna bring my phone or not. I'm just soooo afraid of suddenly tripping over myself and falling into a puddle of mud with my phone or camera. Which is HIGHLY likely, knowing me. =.=
I'll be back on Friday. Two days only! (*silently thanks God*) Take care people! Spam my new chatboard k! :D
