Tuesday, February 28, 2006 || I'm starting with the woman in the mirror!
- My cousin bought me a damn nice and chun black dress from SG.
When she gave it to me, she asked me whether she thought that it'd fit me.
Seeing that my cousin tried it herself before giving it to me, and it fits her, since she's shorter and slightly plumper than me, I automatically thought that it'd fit me as well.
So when I tried it on just now, it easily slipped up my body and it fit perfectly. But the zip wouldn't close it around my chest WTF is that?!?!?!
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF@$#$#%#$
I called my cousin and told her that it wouldn't fit. "Errr ... it won't fit around my chest lah.", I told her.
She laughed. "I should've guessed, your boobs are bigger wat. Er, give it to any good friend of yours then, I won't be coming back to KL anytime soon..."
*fumes* I AM NOT HAPPY.
Who's smaller-sized than me and wants a nice black dress? :'(
I want it to be quick and less painful. =( Since it's so nice, I think that I'll give it to Cally or Suet, but Suet's pissed at me at the moment and Cally already has one that looks sort of like it.
*binds boobs*
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I've decided to make my way back to a healthy and normal lifestyle!
The thing is, ever since my holidays started, I've been doing nuts and have been living an extremely abnormal lifestyle.
- I sleep at 4 a.m
- I wake up at 2 p.m
- I eat supper
- I eat a LOT
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- I hang out with other greedy gluttons
....... Suffice to say, I am not exactly in top form right now. But it's okay, that's all gonna change! :D
I SWEAR I will:
- Sleep earlier. :(
- Wake up earlier. :'(
- Eat less. (Meaning, I will still eat alot, but I will cut down on junk food and shit :p)
- Exercise everyday. Yes, Liz, don't slack!
- Lose 3kg.
WAHAHA. I swear, I doubt that I'll be able to achieve anything on that list. Anyway, I only want to lose three kg, because I refuse to think of myself as Fat. Think what you like, I don't care, I'm not fat lalala ~
But I have flabby arms and a trace of a tummy already. A few months ago, my tummy was quite flat, and I want to get back to that.
As you can see, my legs aren't really fat, so I'll leave 'em alone for now. My ass is big, but that's okay, I like it.
So, the two essential parts:
I CAN DO IT. Come on Liz, you want that Beyonce body riiiiiiight?!?
"I'm sooo gonna lose all the excess fat! Then I will be, like, gorgeous bahahaha." (me, duh)
"Really? Let's go to California Fitness lah! By the way, don't tell XXX about our 'health plan' okay?"
Me: "Why not?"
"... Don't let other people be inspired, we become hot ourselves enough already HAHAHA"
SORRY pal, but I'm sorta announcing it to the world anyway. At least to whatever that's left of my imaginary readers of this beloved blog of mine. *wipes tear*
Anyway, don't worry, this will probably be the last post regarding my sudden inspiration to become thinner. I'm not that type of obsessive girl.
... Chances are, I'll look into the mirror tomorrow and find myself perfect the way I am, which will crush the whole 'plan' anyway. -_-
'If you wanna make the world a better place, just take a look at yourself and make a change ...'
*grunts*
