Saturday, February 18, 2006 || It must feel bloody GOOD to be a hot guy.
- So a few days ago, I was chilling out at my friend's place, and she was chatting on MSN Messenger on her comp. Suddenly, some dude with some dumbass nickname like, 'Chewing Gum for free' came online, who I ignored because the nickname was dumb.
And my friend gasped, grabbed her own chest and fell on the floor wriggling. (heh)
"OMG, he's online!"
Me: "Who?"
"Remember *name censored*?? The hot eurasian guy we talked to in December??"
Me: *thinks* .... "OH MY GOD. Why the heck is he on your list? Dude, gimme his emaaaaaail!!!"
... And we proceeded to open a chat window with him, not to say hi or anything, but to merely lust at his display picture. Which was merely a photo of him playing squash. -_-
There are too freaking many hot girls around. I'm surprised not every ah beng has a trophy hot chick on his arm. Hot guys, however, are a rare gem (I'm sure that even guys would agree with me).
So I was thinking ... it must feel DAMN BLOODY good to be a hot guy, man. If a seriously hot guy walked into a room, trust me, every female eye would turn to him ... even if only a small glance. Even if the girl is taken/your girlfriend/your stalker, trust me, she'd still at least look at the hottie. Unless of course, the dude is totally not her type ...
Of course, heads would turn if a hot girl entered the room as well ... but seriously, there are hot girls everywhere I go. Bah. I should take up lesbianism, but I'm not that fond of boobs.
So all the totally nice-but-not-so-good-looking guys must feel deprived. =/ I mean, bad boys are so 'In' right now yeah. If you don't know what I mean, go read Tucker Max.
Of course, girls are not that shallow or superficial. Personality still matters the most. =)
....... RIGHT.
Ah, what's wrong with our generation? O_O Is it MTV? Is it because of all the gorgeous people on magazines and in the movies?
Of course, I think that drooling at sexy people is okay. As long as you're not some desperate wanker who's lusting for something totally out of his/her league. I mean ... Asking a guy not to drool at a hot chick's assets would be like asking him not to watch porno.
Asking a girl not to drool, blink or stare at a hot guy would be like asking her to not use make-up at all in life. As in, it IS definitely possible to go without it ... but life would be better with it. =))))
FWAH, no wonder hot guys are usually pretty lan ci or arrogant. Too much ego boosts from all around, man.
Speaking of hot guys, come to think of it, all the guys I used to like were so not hot at all. Except for maybe Ezra, but that was different, cause I liked him solely because he was hot. -_-
I remember liking this scrawny, nerdy dude when I was in form 4 ... We had NOTHING in common, and I remember how he'd always SMS me, reminding me to not skip school the next day, or to do my homework. (... Of course, I never listened to him *coughs*)
Opposites attract, I suppose. But wait ... if all the guys I was attracted to were not hot at all, and I liked them because they were the opposite of me .........
IT MUST MEAN THAT I AM UBER HOT! Wahahaha ...
*jk*
Okay, darlings, going off now. My uber cool air stewardess sis, the object of every man's desire, is coming back for a visit tomorrow. Thankfully, her trophy british boyfriend isn't coming along, because as good-looking as he is, I simply cannot really decipher the british accent very well. -_-
Boooo, I feel so sweaty, I shall take my bath now. So that if I smell nicer, the possibility of me bagging a hot guy will rocket up. HAHAHA
Jk, jk. I am shallow and fickle-minded, but I'm still living in reality. =D
