Monday, February 27, 2006 || Fatness.
- I played snooker with Jaclyn, Cally and Nicholas today. It was fun, though we spent close to two hours to finish ONE game.
That's what happens when everybody sucks the same at the game. :p
I came home in the evening, and I decided to take a stroll around my neighbourhood to check out if there were any vacancies available. I was right; my neighbourhood is cool but damn ulu ... so no vacancies.
I bumped into one of my "childhood" friends. Ah ... about until two years ago, I used to go cycling everyday around my area. And I made friends with other people who cycled as well; so the bunch of us'd cycle around together. Of course, I stopped cycling almost two years ago. (Mainly because my bicycle spoilt, and I was too lazy to repair it.)
So anyway, bumped into this dude just now. And we chatted for a bit, for old time's sake. =P
"So what you doing nowadays la?"
Me: "Waiting for results ... and looking for job. Seriously la, long time no see!"
"Ya lah. You look different lah ... you look better now, but did you get fatter?"
Me: "Cannot compare with last time weeeiiii, I was soooo thin back then."
"HAHAHA! Never mind lah, can still lose weight wat."
Me: "WTF?!"
Shit lah these people. Do I need to be reminded that I put on weight? HUH?
Do you even know what it feels like to have a big big tub of chocolate fudge ICE CREAM in the fridge ... and yet, you know that you SHOULD NOT eat it?!
Talk about mental torture man. I think that if I over-eat one day, I'll put on an extra KG (or two). But for most guys, even if they stuff themselves with chocolate, they still hardly put on weight. Those that are skinny seem to be perpetually skinny. =(
I don't like following the masses. Why must I succumb to peer pressure (actually, most of my friends also not thaaat slim, so I guess this isn't really counted, heh) and the world's view of beauty?! As long as I think that I LOOK GOOD, RIGHT?
But anyway, if I had a choice (and more determination), I wish I could be of ideal weight.
Not lemme show you what I personally think is The Ideal body.
Take specimen 1, for example.Britney Spears, famous pop star and household name.
But WTH happened to her, man? Is it because of the pregnancy? =(
Actually, she's not thaaaat fat here, but the thing is, she's terribly flabby.
Flabby flesh = NOT ideal.
Anyway, her left boob seems a lot bigger than her right. hahaha
Specimen # 2: Jennifer Love Hewitt
I like her, but I think she's too thin. Skinny until no chest already.
Not chun lah.
NOW THIS IS THE IDEAL WEIGHT! Fat at the right places, yet firm and not flabby at all. So proportioned, arms not too big and no protuding tummy. Sexy, even.
Or maybe I'm just biased, cause I really like Beyonce. I think she's gorgeous, though everybody says she's overrated and bla bla.
YESH! TIME TO GO GYM, LIZ!
Actually, my friend has been pestering me to head for California Fitness with her, but I am just so lazy.
Is being slim and sexy so worth it?!?!?!
*looks at self*
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*looks at Beyonce pic*
... OKAY! Time to hit the gym, baby!
