Friday, November 11, 2005 || Of nipples, Dawn Yang, beauty and whatnots.
Lame attempt at studying #324353423: FAILED (Yeah, get used to this. :()
So I was soundly sleeping and dreaming (*ahem*) in my lovely slumberland, when the best friend called and disrupted my moments of peace.
"Oi *censored* bai, wake up!!! Can I come over?"
Me: "I'm sleeping lah ... I'm supposed to be studying ... Zzz."
"Aiya, you so smart, don't need to study wan lar. (Geez, thanks a lot for misusing my soft spot for flattery. :( )I come now k???"
So the best friend arrives, in all her black glory, and awakens the lovely sleeping princess a.k.a ME.
Hehe, okay lar, she didn't actually SAY those words ... But don't you think that these are facts?!? You don't? :(
And thus, upon her arrival, she and I stalked BryanBoy.com (yeah, again. What to do, gotta love narcissistic dudes with pink handbags.) and she moaned and whined about her nipples showing in our picture that was lovingly displayed in BryanBoy.com.
GOT NIPPLE MEH?!?!?! I don't see any, really! Do you? Hah!
And after that, we stalked beautiful Dawn Yang's blog. Just for the record, I really am very straight. Just that, well, I like admiring the more beautiful creations of God mah. And pretty she is. Tsk tsk.
But I dont actually think that being that gorgeous is necessarily a good thing. Of course, in her case, it IS a good thing cause she wants to be an entertainer. For me, I prefer being AVERAGE (Cause that's what I am, yeah ... Hehe!) so that I don't get addicted to my reflection and camwhore ALL THE TIME to the extent of people being more interested in my face than in ... ME.
And come to think of it, with my average looks itself, I have a tendency to worship myself and my self-proclaimed cuteness already. =/ Can't really begin to imagine how utterly HOPELESS I'll be if I'm as sexy as Amber Chia.
Fine, I guess I sound like I'm jealous of them. Hmph! But I'm not bullshitting when I say that good looks doesn't really impress me much. =P Who takes eye candy seriously anyway?
It's the personality, age (I can actually think of a LOT of guys who are cute but happen to be younger than me ... TOO BAD! Age seems to be important to me. -_-) and good command of english that turns me on. Yeah, I'm pathetically horny. So what?
As though everybody else are angels. :(
I actually wrote about this before here but that was merely an attempt to display my shameless narcissism, so I guess it wasn't written with the right aura. LOL.
Kim Sun Ah and Hyun Bin. *drool drool*
This korean chicko, Kim Sun Ah, isn't exactly drop dead gorgeous in the stereotypical way ... BUT I FREAKING LOVE HER. Her acting and charisma blows me away. Not to mention, her co-star is totally my type. Hehehe.
Okay lar, I'd better stop bullshitting about other people's beauty before I come off as majorly kepoh. Hehehe. As always, I have weird tastes, so don't mind my constant ramblings, yea?
And oh, CJ just sent me a pretty interesting post about Dawn Yang. Apparently, she has underwent plastic surgery before. (?!?!?!) Unless, of course, that post is bullshit.
What say you? O.o
Actually, if you asked me, I don't really care. If I wanted to be an actress, with my current looks, obviously I wouldn't get there, right? And if being in the entertainment industry is my passion and dream ... Plastic surgery may be an acceptable option, perhaps?
I think its a bit degrading, but oh well. Whatever goes.
I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF TO SAY ... But I'm sleepy. *yawns* Will be back soon!
And oh ... Liz's so-called audio post. Listen to it if you want. It isn't exactly 'clean', especially at the end, so if you're innocent, don't listen to it ya.
Don't listen to it if you can't stand immaturity as well. -_- We're crazy.
And yeah, I know I sound bad. Ish, luckily I don't plan to be a radio DJ or something. :(
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