Wednesday, November 09, 2005 || Liz and her friends ponder about rape cases ...
- Haha, today was damn funny. Hung out with Pui Yee at her place during the day.
See, a few days ago, I read a pretty interesting article at SapiensBryan.com, about a protection against RAPE device and I told PY about it.
PY: "Sheesh! Put it into cheebye (sorry ar, I'll admit that our language IS, er, inappropriate ..) then can already?"
Me: "Ya. I think there's, like, a sharp thing there, so that when men try to rape you that time, the thing will poke it."
PY: "Wah liao. That's so cool. But I don't need it lar, I don't think I look very rape-able ... "
Me: "Dude, you nearly got molested before, k. Plus you were so much younger back then ... HAHA!"
(She ALMOST got her ass grabbed by a motorcyclist in the Section 17 area a few years back. Interesting or not?)
PY: "Please lar. You'll get raped WAY before me. At least no indian feller followed me HOME before. And then you always wear spaghetti straps and all that ..."
Me: "You bullshitter ... You always sit buses everywhere and all. Anyway, I wear jacket wan kay. And you only don't wear so-called revealing stuffs caused you have uneven tan lines, while I'm tan all over. Hahahaha!"
PY: "Stupid. That's because you're naturally dark mah, I'm fair. Anyway, don't worry, I know why your chances of getting rape is higher."
Me: "Why?"
PY: "Cause you have bigger boobs."
Me: "W. T. F?!?!"
Sheesh, we are damn sickos, I know. Shit, I should be STUDYING for my AssPM instead of hanging out with crazy people. :(
And after that, met up with Jaclyn in Pearl Point, and continued our, err, musings about that subject. (Yeah yeah, we're a bunch of damn horny girls, I know .. -.-)
And we all concluded that, some men rape BECAUSE:
#1 - They're naturally hamsup
This one, nothing ancient to us girls lah. Don't even need to elaborate. Hahaha.
#2 - They're lonely
Yeah, raping some hot chick who just so happens to BE THERE, because of an overextended period of loneliness. Shit, I've been single for so long, and yet I resist all temptations to rape a random hot guy.
*is joking*
#3 - They're dominating assholes.
As we all know, men have HUGE egos. Sheesh. So maybe this is where the theory, "I rape not because I want to, but because I can." comes into mind.
We brainstormed a lot more, but they were all pure crap, as the ones above. HAHA. So no point writing it here lah.
P.S. As you can see, I'm not in a very english mood today, so I've been down that manglish lane a bit. :(
Posing classes by Pui Yee:
Wanna know how to act kawaii and all cutesy?
Watch the pro.
And not only that, PY also generously teaches the newbies (ME! :D) how to look deranged/weird/(insert random negative thing here). :p
Damn, I love my friends.
Sorry for the short update ar, I'm feeling sleepy. Unfortunately, I'm tired due to massive running around in OUG, instead of studying. CRAP!
And yeah, love you all as well. ^^
