But then again, maybe it was because I told the hairdresser dude: "Do whatever you want, but make sure the length is the same."

LOL. -_- Wtf, I'm so damn dumb, it hurts my heart.

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Anyway, I've witnessed the most horrible pick-up line ever, today.

No, nobody picked me up. (Nobody hits on fat girls nowadays ... discrimination! Injustice!) In fact, it was performed by a girl friend of mine.

"Hi there ... " she flirtatiously went. "Yesterday, I had a vision ... "

"What vision?" The guy asked, incredulously.

"A vision of you agreeing to become my boyfriend. <3" She said.

I was stunned into silence at her proclaimation, and when I regained my senses, I started laughing my ass off until I fell off my chair. Paiseh. T_T

Just a metaphor lar. Not that fat ye, woo-hoo. Anyway, since I'm on the right track ... I shall blog about my favourite topic ever.

Okay, fine, it's not my favourite topic (I think I talk about sushi and cheese more, hmm.) but nevertheless, it's a pretty hot topic among girls, right?

The world is so full of boys. There will never be a shortage of men. Tall guys, short guys, fat ones, thin ones, the nerdy science geek, the rude biker ... Such a nice mixture of sorts. (Okay, I'm starting to sound like I'm talking about food here. O_o)

But one thing's for sure. I don't understand boys.

For one, I don't understand how they can be so ... contradicting and hard to understand. Like, when a guy likes a girl right, chances are that in front of his friends, he'll still act all macho and shit and proclaim that he only likes her ass, when in actuality even the thought of her goes all squirmy inside ... Right?

And, for another, I hate it when guys say that they love outspoken girls, and they love girls who are willing to make the first moves.

Just the other day, I was talking to my guy friend, and he told me: "Flirtatious and outgoing girls scare me a bit. Like, they hit on me in such obvious ways, it embarrasses me, and in the end I have no idea what to say to them ler, even if she's hot ..."

"Really? I thought guys loved outspoken and hot chicks." I said.

"Yeah ... But they just scare me off. Now all the girls are making the first moves, make me feel like the female species only."

....... Ish! Now, isn't that confusing or what? What do you guys expect us to do, huh? But the weirdest thing is, girls nowadays are the ones who are making the first moves. Like, at least three out of every five couples that I know, it's usually the girl who made the move, and asked the guy out instead of the other way 'round.

Society today is ... weird. I foresee men to be househusbands in the future. o_O

I'm pretty weird, though. I never hit on the guys that I'm interested in. It's like, a weird psychological thing. I don't do it on purpose, but there are times when I catch myself sort of flirting, but I've never actually flirted or even drooled at the guys that I was really interested in. Weird, huh?'

Maybe with the people that actually matter, I'm afraid of ruining their impressions of me, or that they'll think lowly of me. :(

Regardless, call me old-fashioned, but I still believe in men making the first moves. I would never picture myself going ... "I have a vision ... A vision of you becoming my boyfriend. May I ask for your hand in, err, dating please?" ... Because, well, it just sounds wrong, coming from a girl.

Of course, no offence to girls who are the go-getters. :P In fact, I admire your courage.

Maybe someday I'll change my mind, and outrageously hit on the guys that I actually like ... But being the girl that I am today, I'd still prefer if the guys that I like asked me out, instead of me asking them out first. I've done a lot of pointless things before, and yeap I've asked for numbers and hit on guys before. Of course, I discovered that it wasn't all that fun, after all. It's just another ball game ... and a game that's probably out of my league. O_o

BUT THEN AGAIN ... the thought of me asking out the guys that I like, is plainly hilarious. What if he goes, like: " *scoffs* YOU? Ask ME out? Lose five KG first only come and talk lar!"

Eek. I'd cry wei. Either that, or I'll kick his balls. Bah.

(Disclaimer: Not that it actually happened before, I'm just assuming the worst case scenario. :P)

But according to my friends, guys are more, err, easygoing. Like, they're probably not as choosy as us girls like to think, and they wouldn't mind going out with a girl if shes fun, even if she looks like a hamburger. (Sebagai contoh: Liz) But I wouldn't know. Why not you guys tell me, huh?

Boys are weird. :P I'll never fully understand them. But maybe that's a part of their charms, eh?

Like as they say, 'You can't live with 'em, but you can't live without 'em.' Same case for guys, with girls, I suppose.

While I'm at it, anybody else here thinks that I look like a hamburger? LOL.

Okay, okay. I don't wanna know. Really. T.T

By the way, I can't stand guys who wolf-whistle and use that stupid "tsssssuuuufpt" sound at girls. Very fun, is it? O_o

Edited: Got this off Kyel's and Centipede's blog. Did it for fun. :P