Monday, December 11, 2006 || Holy Shit
- What I am about to reveal is mildly gross and and disturbing.
Okay, since a few days ago, my mum bought some kinda Chlorophyll health drink, which is supposed to be really er .... good. I have no idea what is it for, coz I just consistently drank it for the heck of it.
Anyway, it's REALLY dark green in colour, and doesn't taste bad, since only a tablespoon of it is is added in a cup of water.
But apparently, I noticed that after I started drinking it, I've been ... having urges to go to the toilet a lot more.
Which is good, since I presume that I'll possibly get thinner if I shit more. Hahaha.
But today, I found that my shit was literally green in colour. OMG ewwww.
I swear, it was this green. O_O Was kinda freaked out.
Actually, to pay a tribute to this entry, I shall start saying OH MY SHIT instead of OH MY GOD.
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Okay basically, besides the very fascinating discovery of the latest color of my turd, I have absolutely nothing to blog about. I admit that my life is so mundane and uninteresting right now.
I have nothing to worry about. Nothing to obsess over. Nothing in particular to focus on. No important self-inflicted screwed up situation to "save" myself from. No drunken mistakes. No issues with anyone.
It all sums up to a very very terribly boring and repetitive life. =( Why lah all the shit happened when I was supposed to be focusing on my studies, but now that I'm totally free, nothing interesting ever happens?!
God must be working in mysterious ways. Indeed.
This is what a normal and terribly bored girl would do, when stuck at home on a Sunday night with nothing better to do: Camwhore with her webcam. Ohmyshitwtf, damn lame. =.=''
Bored, Hyperactive, Post-examinations Me
Then I wanted to see what I look like when I'm kissing someone.
Ok, I hereby declare that I have officially terminated all narcissistic tendencies of wanting to kiss myself. O_o''
I will also stop bragging that I'm a good kisser. O___O''
(Actually, come to think of it, that's something that I've never bragged about before ... Oops.)
Oh yeah, I was skimming through my computer and I found these pictures I took last week:
My cousins went back to Penang two days ago. I'm not sure if I'm totally HAPPY about finally regaining my privacy, or if I'm really sad that I won't get to play with my cousin bro anymore. =(
Okay when I first looked at this picture, the first thing that came to my mind was, THIS is how a happy family picture would look like if Jaclyn and I were a lesbian couple and decided to adopt a kid together.
WTF! Damn disturbing. I'm suddenly so grateful that I'm 99% straight.
I still miss my cousin though. =( But when he was living with me, I secretly couldn't wait for him to go home, cause he kept on stealing my food! -_-
