Monday, November 27, 2006 || Allow me a moment to be completely speechless.
- Okay, so today, I decided to check my friendster friends request list, just for fun. And because I was bored.
For some really weird reason, so many strangers seem to randomly add me out of nowhere, despite me saying that I don't add people I don't know, or people who don't send me introductory messages, and my friends list just sort of "expanded" till a very long list of 150 people or so. O_o
BUT .... much to my surprise/shock/horror, I found this particular friend request today:
I just sat on my chair, gasped, and practically almost spit rojak at my computer screen.
Okay, if it isn't clear enough, it says "christine" ... and below it is my MOTHER'S FREAKING EMAIL ADDRESS!!!!!111oneone
OMG do you realize the utter seriousness of this situation?! MY MOTHER HAS FRIENDSTER. OMGWTFBBQx1000000!
Breathe, breathe, breathe. Inhale, exhale.
I realized that I was probably freaking out too much over a small matter, so I calmly checked out her profile.
"Happy to meet new friends with common interests"?!? OMG.
I dunno whether I ought to feel relieved or incredulous that she didn't put her own picture. In fact, she posted up a picture of Fifi.
... A PICTURE SHE TOOK OFF MY BLOG. Obviously, it was one of my older posts. Which therefore confirms my suspicions that she has been reading my blog all along.
Kill me please. Hand me my knife. I've been talking about boys, making out, booze, cigs, wet dreams, and all kinds of shit in my blog. And my mother read it all.
............................................ *speechless*
"occupation: singer" (wtf?!?!)
Oh lookie, her profile has a virtual Fifi! Hahahahaha har har ...... hah.
OMG will someone please explain to me how my mum found out how to do all the copy and paste shit? =/
Okay I'm gonna die crying and sniffing through my half-hearted laughter. Imagine, my mum prolly saw the picture of me mock-biting Cally's boobs in my profile. Ohmigosh!!!
The next thing I know, she'll probably have MySpace. Hell, she might even have IMVU. Or wait ... OMG she might even have a BLOG.
Actually, the other day, my friend was in my house and she told me that she noticed my mother updating something that looked like blogger.com. I laughed at her and told her to stop hallucinating. Of course, that was before I found out she had MSN, Friendster, and reads my blog.
I'm not so optimistic and certain anymore. I'm sorry, mum, if you're reading this. The idea of my best friends reading my blog is kinda weird at times .... but the idea of having your biological mother read about your drunken ramblings is, well, mildly disturbing.
=( If my mother ever has a blog, I'll be sure to post her link up. *wipes silent teardrop trickling on cheek*
P/S. HAHA my friend just pointed this out to me --- if anybody looked at the screenshots I took hard enough, they'd notice that my media player is playing 'Sex'. My friend asked me if I was secretly watching porn, but I swear, I was watching Sex and The City! Hmph.
