Sunday, November 19, 2006 || Some people are just not meant to drink
- Short post. Super uber sleepy! Been sort of busy lately too, gahhh.
Jaclyn Low May Lee, who is currently having her SPM, stayed over at my place yesterday 'cause today's my mum's church baptism thingy - something I wasn't supposed to miss - so I dragged Jaclyn along.
Err ... we decided celebrate my mum's baptism by opening a bottle of white wine. With karaoke. Haha, freaking blasphemous!
So anyway, we finished the bottle pretty fast, and we both got kinda drunk. Especially Jaclyn, cause she drank 60% of the bottle AND two cans of beer. Wtf.
In very clear 'Jaclyn the Drunkard' style, she started singing without the music, flashed her ass and boobs at the webcam when I was hopelessly trying to record a video, and chased Fifi around until she tripped over her and fell on her ass.
She wobbled around and fell everywhere. The next morning, she woke up and found bruises all over her body ...
Which she swears she has no idea where they came from. -.-'' And oh, the bruise on her ass is as big as my fist, I swear.
I love watching people get drunk. Seriously, it's FUNNY. But this time, I was kind of out of it as well, and we ended up spending the whole night talking cock to people on MSN, Skype and to each other.
Example:
Me: Man ... he is SO SO SO SO HOT. Hotter than DickFace and Ezra ah! OMG lalalala mama mia ...
Jaclyn: Haih I can't believe I forgot to wear my bra to SPM accounts paper today.
Me: ... Ultimate *gulp* definition of hotness. But luckily I didn't date him for real also lah 'coz I would be the uglier person in the couple, hohohohoho
Jaclyn: Where's my bra ah? *burppp*
Yeah, load of shit the whole night. Worst thing about it was, we couldn't even sleep! Jaclyn puked the whole night and my legs were itching all over. Which IS an improvement on my part, cause I used to itch all over ......
Then we were forced to wake up at 7 in the morning. For mum's church thingy. O_o
Okay, gotta go now, kids! I won't be around 'till Tuesday, cause my friends and I will be bunking over at our col friend's place tomorrow. :D Though we're gonna go to Qbar or Flame, NO BOOZE FOR ME THIS TIME, I SWEAR!
No mood to blog 'cause I just got a haircut, lost five inches of hair, and just so happen to look like a fugly clown right now. Time to practice celibacy for six months till it grows out and I look normal again. OMG!
