Sunday, November 12, 2006 || If I died ..
- Yesterday night, I plopped on my bed as usual, ready to get a good night's worth of beauty sleep.
... My head landed on a pair of scissors. O____o Which wasn't facing up, if not I would be like, DEAD.
So after that very dangerous near-death experience, before I dozed off, I kept on thinking really morbid thoughts ... What if the scissors REALLY pierced through my big skull and killed me? O_o What if that was the last moment of my life?
Seriously morbid. Because young people do not think of death so much, unless they've experienced a very scary near-death experience like me.
If I died, I wouldn't get to hold Fifi anymore!
If I died, I wouldn't get to say a very big FUCK YOU to the people who laughed at me just because Dickface was an indian+chinese. And when I had a fling thing going on with this other guy before dickface, and some people found out his race, they did not *only* just laugh, man. How could I rest in peace, knowing that I was so discriminated against?!
If I died, there would be one less anti-racist person on earth. HAHAHA
If I died, nobody would steal money, food and beer from daddy anymore. Wtf.
If I died, Jaclyn would officially be best-friendless. She wouldn't have anybody to bitch about her weird fetishes, eccentric opinions, and grow fat with anymore!
If I died, I would never get to mend the wounds in my relationship with my sister anymore. And that's just ... sad.
If I died, Malaysia would lose an amazing, cute, wonderfully talented young woman who definitely would have contributed to the country in big ways someday. (Wtf)
If I died, I wouldn't get to buy my stupid domain, ever. =(
If I died, all my friends would be less entertained cause they wouldn't get to hang out with me anymore, and listen to me bitch about my stupid endeavours!
If I died, they'll probably read the unsent letter I wrote to dickface in my funeral, which will undeniably lead me to break down the doors of heaven and return to my corpse to stop them from reading it. HAH
If I died, there will be one less fakely competitive, permanently late, nerd-wannabe chick in college who breaks rules by wearing skirts.
Ok, my conclusion is, if I died ... the world would NOT be a better place. 8-)
Life is boring and mundane, but at least I'm still alive. *sleepy grin*
I wanna blog properly and post pics but my USB cable isn't working. *sleepy sigh*
