Friday, July 14, 2006 || OMG
- SHORT update. I'm actually SUPPOSED to sleep, but I can't resist. :D
I came home from college feeling extremely heartbroken today, over stuff that I feel I shouldn't make a big deal of and reveal here. When I came home, Fifi wasn't here. =(
I just REALLY needed a hug from something or someone, and since the latter is indefinitely unavailable, I wanted to hug Fifi for a few minutes just to feel better. But as it seems, my mother's church friend brought her home to stay at her house for a day, as she has apparently fallen in love with my cute, blur pooch. Meh. Not that I can blame her for that.
BUT I NEEDED TO HUG MY DOGGIE. Gah!
STILL feeling kinda heartbroken, a very excited Jaclyn called and erm, informed me that
*jeng jeng jeng* you won't believe this ...
... THE THIEF THAT SNATCHED MY DARLING PHONE AWAY CALLED HER. LIKE WTF!
After listening to her ramble on about their conversation, I roughly summed it up to go something like this:
Thief: Eh siapa ni? Mengapa you miss call aku tadi?
(WTF!!!!111oneone)
Jaclyn: YOU CURI TELEFON KAWAN AKU!!! APA U BUAT LA!
Thief: Mana ader. Aku jumpa ajer. Tak boleh ke.
Jaclyn: Boleh pulangkan telefon tu kepada kawan ku laaaa ... itu telefon dia la, mengapa you curi?!
Thief: Aku jumpa sajer la. Aku jumpa aku dapat la. Mana boleh pulangkan?
Jaclyn: Boleh pulang IC dia sajer la??
Thief: Apa you cakap la. Haiyo. Mana boleh pulangkan. Eh amoi you sekarang berada di mana?
Jaclyn: Apa??? you di mana??
Thief: Nak keluar yum cha? marilah boleh jumpa kau.
(WTFx1000!!!!!oneoneone)
Jaclyn: Apa?!
Thief: Eh nanti aku telefon you lagi la *hangs up*
.........
OMG. WTF. WAS. THAT.
I called my old number just now and the stupid indian thief REALLY picked up and said Hello! WTF!
As it turns out, my snatcher is not only a heartless asshole, he is also really very stupid. Or smart, depending. Since there IS technically nothing I can do, right? -____-
OMG damn pissed and tulan lah. My old number WAS 0126424377, by the way. Since I'm obviously not using that number anymore, feel free to call it if you have excessive credit.
And do help me tell him to stuff his face in cow shit. WTF. Freaking unbelievable.
