Wednesday, July 26, 2006 || The bearer of good news
- Dear Whom It May Concern,
I accidentally used the horribly rude F word again today, after such a long break from vulgaraties.
I said, "Fuh, I look like fuck today man", to a friend. And I feel really really guilty for that. What was I thinking?!
Please forgive me.
Ok thank you.
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I've been meaning to blog about this for awhile, but I was too overwhelmed and blissed out (and busy) to do so. Today was simply a GREAT day.
I GOT MYSELF A NEW PHONE. Er, like duh, since a fugly thief is using my beloved N-gage now.
After much pondering and consideration, I finally made up my mind and killed my piggy bank. Of course, I also invested a lot of time and effort in manja-ing my dad to get him to chip in some cash, with my now-perfected tearful, puppy-eyed look. =_=
I got myself the W810! Isn't it just the CUTEST thing you've ever seen?! (Er, I doubt it, but nvm, indulge me sikit can)
I SO love it. Mainly cause I don't have a mp3 player, and this phone makes up for that! :D I can scratch a mp3 player off my Wishlist already. *BIG grin*
It does have a camera, a pretty good one too, but honestly, I'd still happily give up my new phone in return for both my fugly old one and outdated camera. Taking pics with phones is like, err. =.= But I'm not complaining. Heehee.
I'm really soooo broke after that, but who cares. Money can be earned again riiiight? *sheepish smile*
I LOVE IT. All you thieves, SHOO! I'll smash your head with my high heels before you could even dream of stealing my new phone.
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Errr okay, now that was weird. Bwahaha. But I'm really happy, can't you tell? =D
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Yeah didn't I say earlier that today was a GREAT day? My luck ratio was charming today. Of course, don't remind me that everytime I have an extremely happy day, the next day usually turns out to be Shit.
(digressing a bit: OMG YONGFOOK OF YONGFOOK.COM IS F*CKING HOT, HELLO!)
Anyway, I had a conversation with daddy in the car today. He was in an EXTREMELY good mood as well. *swt*
"Guess what happened today! GUESS!!!", he exclaimed at me.
"Err ... you tell me lah. What happened?", I asked. O_o
"I SOLD ELAINE'S (my sister, in case you people didn't know :p) SUBANG HOUSE TODAY FOR 20k MORE THAN WHAT SHE EXPECTED!", he practically shouted, before bursting into peels of girly giggles. (HAHA)
"*fakes enthusiasm* WOW DADDY! You should've been a real estate agent man, surely your houses all damn laku!", I said, exclaiming back, albeit very sarcastically, which he failed to notice.
"I KNOWWWWW. Isn't that great?! Now I think Elaine's gonna give me money man. What present you want? I buy for you! Laptop?", he yelped.
Now it was my turn to exclaim. "CAMERA! CAMERA!!! CAMERAAA!!!"
"NO camera. Cameras are useless lah. What for you want a camera? You're gonna bring it everywhere and lose it again. No no no, cannot. Laptop lah."
I whined in my VERY rare "I'm-your-baby-girl-please-have-mercy" voice. "Daddddyyyy (I usually call him Dad, but when I'm manja-ing him, I adopt this really high-pitched voice and drawl. Eeyer.) ... I want a camera! I can't live without a camera okay! Er ... next semester I'm taking a Photography subject, I NEED A CAMERA. FULL STOP."
I almost added that my blog needed a camera, but luckily I realized it was a freaking stupid thing to say. WAHAHA. And about the photography subject bit, it isn't really a lie. *beams*
SO, he finally agreed that IF my sister gives him some cash off her latest house being sold, I get a new camera. I'm not too happy that it's gonna be my sister's money, but what the hell, I'd happily receive a camera from Hitler if he wanted to give me one. HAHAHA. Besides, my sister is like, bloody rich. While dad and I are bloody poor. She'd be doing charity man! :D
AREN'T YOU ALL JUST FEELING SO HAPPY FOR ME NOW! If all goes well, I don't have to slave away and work (which was my initial decision to save a thousand bucks for a cam, since I'm practically penniless after I bought my phone). :D
I'M SO HAPPY LAH. The camho in me is secretly doing a juicy pole dance, man.
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And OH, funniest dysfunctional family moment EVER. This one totally takes the cake.
You see, since I now have a camera phone, I took a picture of my dad for the caller ID thing. So now, whenever he calls, it'd be Jason Mraz's You and I both ringing, with a picture of him grinning from ear-to-ear flashing on the screen.
Dad was extremely fascinated and impressed, and he couldn't stop calling me just for the heck of seeing his picture flash on my screen. =.='''''''''''
Then at one point, he commented, "Eeyer yuck. Why I so fat and ugly wan."
And my mother, who was also peering at his flashing, grinning picture, said rather matter-of-factly, "That's cause you ARE fat and ugly."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I started laughing so hard and praising my mother on her honesty, while my dad flushed and fumbled with my phone to delete his picture (unsuccessfully).
