Thursday, April 27, 2006 || I'm not bisexual, asexual, pedophillic ... I'm STRAIGHT!
- Wah, I didn't come online for two days, and when I did, I reread my previous post and felt incredibly, obnoxiously STUPID for writing it.
Holy mama mia, I just exposed the biggest flaw of my otherwise kinda perfect life to the whole world.
Nvm nvm. Anyway, just in case anybody was wondering (which I doubt it), I'm quite fine now. I was in the shittiest of the shits mood for two days or so, and I instantly recovered today. I mean, what the heck right, my dad will always be my dad. -_-
His biggest flaw, I think, is that he really does not know when to mind his own business. Right now he's enthusiastically yapping on the phone with his good friend's wife and convincing her that her husband is mentally pooped out and needs to see a shrink.
-__- And he just pretends to ignore all my pointed looks.
Anyway, I met a damn weird cab driver today. Damn funny in a really sad way.
After I told him where to drop me off, he started making all sorts of funny conversations.
"You dari mana yeh?" (where are you from?)
"Oh ku ni orang tempatan... " (I'm a local)
"Oh! Memang ker? Hahahahahaha tadi apabila you masuk aku ingat you ni orang cina pulak!" (Oh! Really? Hahahaha when you came in I thought you were like, chinese!)
thinks: WTF!
says: "Errrr ... yah."
Then he started to crap a lot more, since he found out that I'm malay. "Malay". What could I do? Tap him on the shoulder and say "ku ni orang cina la bodoh!"?
Time to get whitening cream.
Then he proceeded to turn around and look me over.
"Oh sekarang badan dik ni masih elok, cantik. Tapi tengok lah gadis muda hari ini, semua makan macam babi ajer! Semua gemuk! Pakai apa baju pun nampak hodoh..."
Me: (wtf?) "Errrr.... Memang ...."
(which is an equally 'wtf'-worthy answer)
"Jadi amoi jangan makan begitu banyak macam mereka yeh. Mesti maintain bentuk badan ya! Gemuk tak cantik lagi!"
Me: (WTF?) "........................................."
........ Actually quite funny also lah. Errr.
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Yesterday night I went to a church cuz my mum forced me to and Jaclyn tagged along.
It was some kinda event at a really small church where there was an aussie team of missionaries or something. I didn't really notice anyone cause I was in a glum mood, and nobody caught my eye anyway.
Then one of them went on stage with a guitar and started singing his self-penned songs. He was old-ish, close to forty I think, tall with big brown eyes and scruffy hair. I know I talked to him and introduced myself before he went up the stage, but I couldn't really remember his name ....
I was staring at my phone for the first minute or so and didn't really pay attention, even though I LOVE guitars with a passion. That was how disinterested I was. Then I raised my head and looked at him.
He caught my eye and smiled. While strumming his guitar and singing. I can't remember what the song was like or anything, but I remember distinctly remember the lyrics at the time: "Here I am ...... ~"
And I could only smile like an idiot.
..... All I remember was turning into mush. Like seriously. I mean, I don't even KNOW the name of the dude, but at THAT moment, I felt like I was ...... complete.
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF. He could've walked off the stage at the time, and said to me: "Oh fair maiden, I know not your name, but I would like you to accompany me on a trip to the Bermuda Triangle ......"
And I would've said YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
WTF. He's like FORTY, Liz. (I think? Or 30+?) Probably married. Probably has a daughter your age. Not that good looking. Just totally your type. And it's not only the way he sings, it's the way he speaks. And smiles. And everything.
Farkedoo-dah-hey. It is henceforth proven that my theory is right: I'm not like, asexual or anything.
I like older men. -_____________________-
But ooohh. All the aura of maturity, power, sexiness and strength that only someone who has experienced so much more in life ..... is so attractive to me. =(
EEEEEEEEEEEEEK. I think that I have found the ideal prince charming in my life.
Double EEEEEK.
Right now, I'm still on cloud nine, I swear if anyone gave me an "I love daddy so muchee" sign, I would happily hold it and walk around dreamily.
YAY, I'm straight!
