Thursday, November 24, 2005 || Of horny MSN conversations, screwed up SPM papers and my shaky future.
- SICK conversation between four girls:
The Buaya is Jaclyn, Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni ... is Cally, Mun Yee is, er, Mun Yee. And Liz is VERY traumatized is, well, me of course. Heh.
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
i wan baby blueeeee.....damn nice ler...lolzzz
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
i want anal sex
The Buaya says:
babe blue suxx
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
i wan 3D sex movie....blowjob toooo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahahahaha
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
U WANT TO SEE SEX?
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
COME TO MY HSE
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
MY BLARDY DOGS ARE MATING LIKE MAD
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
i wan 3D wan ler
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
i write this convo in my blog
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
...
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
oi
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
>_<
The Buaya says:
yeah
The Buaya says:
sure
The Buaya says:
Jesus loves you.. even perverts
The Buaya says:
so put tis in ur blog
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
okies
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
SEX!
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
THE MANY WAYS OF TRAUMATIZING URSELF IS TO WATCH SEX REPEATEDLY AND GET SICK OF IT
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
or.. do it repeatedly
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
I KNOW UR VERY WELL EXPERIENCED
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
she got fucked before lah
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
not like us
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
i'm fucked
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
I KNOW...I CAN SENSE IT THRouGH HER BIG BUTT
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
okay???
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
no.... my butt is very small.. juz like urs
The Buaya says:
muahahahahahahah
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
muahahhaah
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
SWEAT
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
small butt = painless sex
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
huhuhuhuh
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
eh? wrong theory
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
HAHA..
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
SWEATTTTT
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
I LIKE TO TALK BIG
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
butt big or small doesnt matter.. what matters is the hole
The Buaya says:
yeah cally
The Buaya says:
you are so smart
The Buaya says:
like me
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
BUT ..... IF UR BUTT IS SMALL.
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
HOW U EXPECT UR HOLE TO BE BIG?
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
can.. stuff in carrot 24/7.. how small also can be big lah
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
U DO THAT?
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
wtf
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
jac do tat oni...not me
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
O_o
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
WTF JAC?!
Cally ... ai shang wei lai de ni..... says:
yes....do u see her butt so da BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The Buaya says:
tiu you lah
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
its not big
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
its berlemak
Liz is VERY traumatized says:
=X
Mun Yee ~ [-psychedelic pandafied™ -] [-ßàßŷšŦõrm™-] says:
BIG SWEAT
Disclaimer: Bear in mind that we ARE a bunch of sex-deprived, somewhat horny chicks, but we DO NOT speak like this all the time ... Well, most of the time. =P
I hereby announce that I'm traumatized.
Seriously. My knees are weak. My hands are still shaking.
My mouth is still watering.
Haha, stupid jokes aside, I AM traumatized. Add maths was pure HELL. Seriously, I think I left the most blanks I ever did in my entire life ...
... And seeing how I ALWAYS fail add maths, I guess this time is no exception either. And nope, I'm not seeking for pity or anything like that. =(
I didn't study for it. Therefore, I deserve to fail. Hehe. Just have to get used to that, I guess. What was REALLY funny, though, was the fact that I freaking forgot to bring my calculator for my second paper.
Which proved to be VERY VERY VERY scary and nerve-wrecking. PLEASE DO NOT try this at home. :( I had to literally beg for a calculator from my school discipline teacher.
The one who constantly got on my nerves for having long fingernails. :( I DECLARE THAT MY PRIDE IS CRUSHED!
*sniff sniff*
Okay, putting aside the comic relief, I was speaking with my parents and my uncle about my post SPM education plans a few moments ago.
Hmm. It's a really weird feeling, you know. I've been waiting for this moment practically since the first minute I stepped into Science stream (Cause I hated it to bits, yeah. Still do.) but now that the moment's HERE, somehow, it's a funny feeling.
All the planning and dreaming that I did ... are now about to possibly make a transition into Reality ... if I allowed it.
The thing is, I'm not too sure anymore. =(
All the plannings that I did ... were they sheer rashness? Were they dreams, and JUST dreams, brewed by my eagerness to leave the hellhole I call school? (Note: By all means, I don't hate school that much ... I've just always felt sore about how they forced me into science stream, heh.)
I love writing, yes, but I hardly doubt that I'm good at it. Do I want to write for a living? Am I prepared to feel obliged to write?
It's a weird feeling, really. O_o It's almost as though I'm rediscovering myself.
I've always wanted to be a war correspondent, but I guess it IS pretty apparent that I love my ass too much to risk it being bombed by landmines. =/
But anyway, I'm reconsidering these: (though I know that you're probably not interested ... hee)
Journalism - The power of the press. To write for a good cause. To be given the opportunity to be an honest voice amongst the hundreds that don't give a damn.
It's what I've always wanted.
But I'm not sure if I'm up for it. =(
Culminary/Food and beverages - I love eating, and I actually DO think that it'll be a really nice and fuzzy feeling to see the happy smiles on the faces of satisfied consumers. Hehehe.
Tourism/IT/music/business - Tourism is pretty cool. I don't know if this is an option, but maybe I could major in Journo and minor in Tourism, so God willing, I'll be able to be a travel journalist. WHICH WILL BE ULTRA COOL.
And will do my blog good as well. Come on, you'd definitely read a blog that actually featured exotic places, weird food and sexy people. Unlike my current boring one. =(
IT, something I'm pretty interested in, but probably not something I'd want to make a career off. Besides, at the rate I'm going, IF I do take up IT as well, I'll be a brain cancer patient by the age of 30, lolz.
Music - I think I ruled this off, considering how utterly RUSTY I am with my electone, and how I forgot how to play my guitar. -___-
Business - Tempting. Especially for power-hungry penniless nuts like me. LOL.
Only the strong survive in this field. That's why I find it so remarkably tempting. But knowing me, I'm not the type that'd submit to authority ... So it'll probably mean that I'll end up opening my own shop or something. =(
And the way things are looking, the ONLY kind of shop that I can see myself potentially opening, is a bakery. Cause Cally is currently studying Bakery, and she wants to be my partner. @_@
I guess you could say that I'm artistically-inclined. I CAN'T stand mathematics cause I'm bad with numbers, and science bores me out. A lot.
........ I still feel like strangling myself when I think of my add maths. BUT, I guess I should let it pass ... No point freaking myself now, huh? :(
Sorry for the boring post. Hee-hee.
