Friday, November 25, 2005 || Of blogging, scary flicks and weird photoshopped pictures.
- Today was fun! :D
Erm, anyway, something pretty funny happened. According to the best friend (as most of you already know, since she does appear in my blog a lot -_-) Jaclyn, some dude, who shall remain anonymous added her in MSN Messenger, and if I do remember clearly, the conversation ran along the lines of this:
Some Dude: Hi
Jaclyn: Hi, who are you?
Some Dude: I went to ur blog. I saw ur pics there.
Jaclyn: All the pictures there are fucking ugly kay. (she thought the dude was referring to HER ... LOL, which meant she assumed it was those cacat BryanBoy poses and shit.)
Some Dude: No wor. Very nice wor.
Jaclyn: Very ugly lah right. Btw, how you get my email?
Some Dude: From your blog lor.
Jaclyn: Oh. Unfucktheworld? (which happens to be her blog)
Some Dude: Nono ... suemefordreaming something.
Jaclyn: ... That is my friend's blog
Some Dude: Aiks? Are you the guy that pimped her?
Jaclyn: Wtf?
Some Dude: Are you KY?
Jaclyn: Siapa tu? Anyway wtf I pimp her for, you think I very free ah? Pimp myself better, I more leng lui. HAHAHAHA.
Some Dude: Oh ......
Jaclyn: Why? You wanna kau Eliza?
Some Dude: I am very yong sui ... sure no hope wan
(My thoughts: what is wrong with you guys?!?! So fast change topic direction wan? -_-)
Jaclyn: Nonono, she like yong sui guys ... Funny can edi.
Some Dude: I'm not funny wor.
Jaclyn: Nvm nvm ... I give you her number wan? Her email u wan?
Some Dude: I dunno what to say to her wor.
Jaclyn: ... Seriously no hope lah you. Go wank lah.
(Note: If you're the dude who added my best friend and had THAT convo with her, don't be pissed if it didn't exactly go that way, kay? I lost the chat log she sent me, so I'm merely typing it out by memory.)
My question is this: HOW THE HECK DID ANYBODY GET JACLYN'S EMAIL FROM MY BLOG?!?! Only my email is displayed, wat!
Actually, I guess that since I'm on the topic, I ought to talk about this. My friends and all are saying that it isn't very advisable to display my MSN contact on my blog, cause I wouldn't want random crappy people like those who add me from Friendster to add me in MSN Messenger, right?
Plus there's the whole blogger-and-blog privacy thing. Heh.
But, I LIKE meeting new people. Online and otherwise. =) And most of the people that I meet via my blog are really very nice people! (If you're reading this, this could mean YOU. Wah cheh.) But of course, don't add me for stupid reasons lah.
... But nothing beats the DUMB people that add me in Friendster. Sorry, it may come off as offensive but Friendster is seriously a pile of LaLa shit. :(
So reveal yourselves and let's have a beautiful beginning to a possibly beautiful friendship. =) LOL!
Anyway, this is damn funny. You know my so-called post about my love story that was merely a joke? I purposely made it DAMN FAKE, even from the beginning itself, and I honestly wasn't expecting anybody to fall for that pile of crap. Seriously.
I was wrong.
My dear friend, Kok Loong, SMSed me four times the morning after that post, with all the messages going along the lines of 'Eh, don't be sad wei. Don't cry k. What's passed is in the past wei.'.
Which was really very nice of him. But unfortunately, I was CREDITLESS for two days at that time (I reloaded it already today! So spam my phone, ya!) so I couldn't reply.
... And he thought he pissed me off by adding salt to my wounds. Hehehe. It's all cool though. =D
Which, erm, makes me feel a bit weird. I mean, my blog is SO low profile already, compared to the likes of the other so-called big name bloggers, and I have people assuming that I'm having hot sex with girls (well, lesbianism.) and all that jazz. The whole reason I started this blog was amusement. Self-amusement, mostly. Hehehe.
I never really intended my blog to have much substance. I'm not saying that I'm an airhead, or that I'm not thoughtful AT ALL ... It's just that, all of us, myself inclusive, have so much shit going on in REALITY already. Why should I add controversy and fire to this alternate reality of mine?
Imagine if I blogged about SPM and my conflicts with my parents/enemies/boys/friends ALL the time. A bit too depressing right.
That's why I WANT to be amusing. =( Even though that's probably failing. HEHE.
Never mind. I am amused, and that's enough already. Haha!
But nope, I'm not writing this to look noble or anything. In fact, I'm secretly a traffic whore ...... Though I haven't been doing much to quench that need of mine. LOL. So PLEASE don't take me seriously, kay. Coming from me, unless I STATE that I'm being serious, most of the time I'm just exaggerating. I'm a laid-back joker and entertainer-wannabe by nature ... I'm only dangerous when I'm pissed.
REALLY dangerous. ;)
I'm not blogging for fame, just in case you were wondering ....... But don't count on that either. I have a REALLY impulsive system, I myself cannot predict how evil my mind can get. Hee-hee. =P
Today was fun.
Cally's boyfriend came off as a surprise. Seriously. That dude KICKS MY ASS in dancing, lip-synching and doing stupid stuff in front of the camera. Another fellow camera whore. Dammit, he even sung some Andy Lau song and recorded it on Cally's phone. -___-
I was surprised, cause Cally usually goes for seriously horny and boring, small guys. No offence, dear. Jaclyn likes 'em fat and funny.
... I like 'em old. And witty. And horny. ARGH. And I thought I was somewhat normal. (Not old old. Like, few years older than me old. Twenties, preferably. LOL. And no, Jin, I don't go for OLD men for their cash. -_-)
Anyway, I watched Cello! Which was a REALLY NEAT scary psychological thriller.
Very worth a watch, in my opinion. Cause UNLIKE most scary flicks, this show actually made sense ...... somewhat. Heh.
But eh, not scary enough lah! What happened to old-school scary flicks like that coolass The Fly?! (Which was a 1970s flick. Heh.) And I remember watching a really scary show about clowns when I was younger, too. Which kicks the socks off new age horror flicks. =(
...... Told ya I'm lame. *shrugs helplessly* And yes I know I look like shit there.
I should act in a scary flick, I swear. Don't I resemble the chick from Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam? (Or whatever the title is, can't remember.)
Err. Took that pic some time back. Didn't purposely camwhore for this post lah ~ =P
BUT, NOTHING will beat this, man:
*drools at so-called trademark pose*
Eh, people! Continue posing like that wei! =P Spread the love, remember?!?
...... Right. =/ I'm so lame. Eheh.
