Saturday, May 06, 2006 || Two sides to a story
- Sometimes I wonder why do I read random personal blogs so much.
1) I don't even know the person behind the blog
2) everytime I read a personal blog, I always go "Oh okay he's name's Gary ... oh. Which one is him in the pic? ... Wah cool they all ate pizza."
It must mean that I am super ultra omega lifeless. Which is why nobody reads my blog. Har har mua har har.
I used to wonder why so many big-name bloggers always proclaimed that their blog persona is the total opposite of how they're like in real life.
Now I think I'm beginning to ... relate.
I mean, there ARE many things I say here that I probably wouldn't say in real life. Like ...........
.................... Alright, there isn't anything I can think of. Haha!
Like how I feel like hiring some hunky guy to just let me sleep in his arms for 10 minutes since I'm feeling so stressed now.
Or how pathetic I've been feeling for the past week, since I had nothing to do and was actually HAPPY to work.
(this isn't something I'd brag about if I was with my friends. Damn lame can.)
So I was blog-hopping and I came across a blog, which belonged to a girl I kinda know. A girl who I happen to think is a first class bitch.
... And I felt SO weird to find myself agreeing with her posts. Or worse, actually enjoying them.
It's like I'm suddenly seeing her as a totally different person. A nice girl. Which I KNOW SHE'S NOT, from everything I've seen about her in real life.
So fine lah, for all I know, girls who hate me (though I pray there aren't any) may be reading my blog and seeing me as a totally new person. Right.
Just in case, I just wanna let everybody know that I am a very delicate, fragile and sensitive soul ... and by reading my blog, you'd have a privilege of seeing that side of me. The side I barely expose to the rest of the world. :-) Liz loves you all mUaKZZz!
( .... I feel like stuffing my face in the toilet bowl, after having said that. :p )
At least I don't pretend to be 100% somebody I'm not. Right? Like how I won't act damn noble and hypocritical and proclaim that I'm working for experience.
Wtf. I don't get people who say that. Working as a cashier banyak experience, is it?
I'll come clean and admit that I'M WORKING FOR THE CASH. THE MOOLAH!!!!!!!!!!111
Right now I'm working only cause ... well, since I have nothing else to do, I might as well earn some cash. Bad timing like hell though, since it's the weekend and all my friends are free already.
WTFWTFWTFBAHAHAHAWHYAMINOTBORNRICHWTFWTFWTF
People, please work hard and earn more moolah so that your next generation won't have to suffer so much k.
OH can you believe it? It's 2.09 a.m and I'm STILL working! I'm such a fuxxing good employee huh? The company'd better pay me the right amount of moolah or I'll ....... No idea.
(actually the only reason I'm working my ass off is cause I wanna finish the spreadsheets by today so I can go yumcha tomorrow. *evil laughter*)
Life is EvER LoVeLy wiTh mY dARLiN MonEY
Liz
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA shit man. I read too much C&K. -_-
EDIT: (4.12 a.m) I finished work at 4 a.m! SAY w0000t, people!
