Okay, so we pulled an all-nighter. Like I was mentioning in my previous post, I woke 'em up, like the cheeky and mean friend that I am, in revenge for them implying that my blog is *chokes* boring. (I still can't get over that!) I swear, I'm much better than any alarm clock there is out there.

Me: *pokes*

Rach and Jac: *grunts*

Me: *pokes face*

Rach and Jac: Go away ......... Zzz

Me: *pokes ass*

Rach and Jac: *jumps* Wtf are you doing?!?!

LOL. Man, my future husband and kids will never be late for work or school. :/

Anyway, we stayed up all night gossiping, sniggering and chewing Kit-Kats. Quite fun, I haven't exchanged dirty secrets and reminisced with my best friends in awhile. :D It even sort of got me nostalgic, thinking about our childhood, when we were all incredibly naughty (Trust me, I was way naughtier back then...), hanging out with little boys, cycling around the neighbourhood in packs, each of us wielding a water-gun to squirt passing cars and people ... Oh my gosh, I can't even begin to consider doing that now. T_T

Maybe I will revert to my cheeky childhood ways one day, when I'm sick and bored of being an adult. For old time's sake, ay?

We were all stoned out like cavemens by the time it was seven a.m. And we still had to drag our fat and lazy asses out of the house to the Market to have breakfast while waiting for Jimmy to pick us up for church. Yes, we are good girls, and good girls don't skip church, right? (*rolls eyes* Nice try, Liz.)

I am, like, the epitome of all the sleepless people in the world. My eyebags are fascinating, and due to the lack of sleep, all my cam-whoring skills that I've accumulated over the years of intense practise have flown out the window. Hence my stoned face.

Anyway, Chris came today! My fellow camwhore! *Muah muah* The only other camwhore among my friends is Christine. Maybe Suet, but that girl doesn't have a cam, so she only camwhores with mine or Chris's. O_o Power to the bananas! (inside joke, hah ..)

Thus ...

I'm fully aware that my hair is indeed horrible. Blame it on Christine, who parted my fringe for me. *glares evilly* And yup, my trademark eye bags are back, hence my sleepless night.

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Let me tell you why do I feel so intensely pretty today, regardless of my bloating face and drooping eyes.

Okay, so the gang and I bumped into this girl with down-syndrome, whose mum's a friend of Rach's mum, I think. (Erm, no offence to people with Downs-Syndrome, kay?) And recently, this girl has hit puberty and started getting, erm, sort of horny and asking really interesting questions like "How often do you and your boyfriend have sex?" and the likes. O_o It doesn't even matter that most of us are obviously single, she still asks 'em anyway.

But today was funnier. Even though she's a Down-Syndrome patient, this girl is incredibly smart, I'm telling you ... She knows even more World History than I do, and knows the names of all the Greek emperors and the likes.

"I've learnt that Truth Hurts today." she piped up. "Ivy, you have a HUGE red pimple on your nose! Eww..."

Ivy: Wei ... I know ler. T_T
Everybody else: *sniggers*

She then poked Joshua, who was laughing really hard ... "Joshua, you're not handsome because you have a big black mole below your eye."

Joshua: .........
Everybody else: LOL

"Jaclyn, you're ugly because you have so many freckles. It hides your face."

Jaclyn: WHAT THE? I BEG YOUR PARDON?
Me: ROFL LMAO LOL LOL LOL
Jaclyn: ....... Oi girl, then what do you think of her? *points at me*

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She only smiled and walked away! ^_^ Wah wah wah, I'm so happy, she couldn't come up with anything to say about me, though I was expecting 'her face is too fat' or 'her eyes look like uneven black balls' or something like that... But since she didn't say anything, I shall consider myself very lucky and pretty indeed. (Wah cheh, perasan betul. I'm living in absolute denial. :/)

We couldn't go anywhere after church. We were so damn burned out, we were practically falling asleep on each other's shoulders. :( So I came home, slept for six hours, and woke up at eight.

Yes, here's your cue to call me a pig.

Anyway, I've installed Google AdSense in my blog, just for the sake of it. I doubt that this useless outlet of mine will actually successfully generate cold hard cash for me, though ... *sniff*

Err. No comments on the ads, I even find it rather amusing. O_o So anyway, if you're feeling generous, or want to kiss my ass, or want to do a good deed for the day, or if you want to get, uh, sleeping aids ... Click on it! ^^

I can't believe I've dropped so low to even whore google advertisements. Man. Whatever it takes to survive, right? ^^;; But anyway, I don't think that it's up yet, cause my blog isn't reviewed by Google yet. Pfft.


I'll be back. (I think I've watched too much Terminator. Oh well.)