Monday, June 12, 2006 || Meet the inner bitch in me
- My inner bitch is dying to come out and BITE.
ROAR!!!111
Shitlah I'm having a major identity crisis over here. So much that I'm gonna blog whatever crap that comes into my mind.
OH I was helping Suet Foong with her english assignment on the Grimm Brothers just now, and I was absolutely fascinated by a write-up I found on The little red riding hood.
People actually thought that the underlying meaning of the innocent fairy tale was *gasp* ... awakening sexuality!
"The red color of LRRH's hood, according to Bettelheim, symbolizes her unconscious sexual desires. He sees the gift of the hood by the grandmother as representing a transfer of sexual attractiveness from an old sick woman to a young healthy girl. The grandmother is a symbol of the little girl's mother. When the wolf eats the grandmother it represents the little girl's wish to get rid of her mother so she can have her father all to herself."
Now, why didn't I think of that when I read the book when I was younger?? It does kinda make sense, but it's so gross. In a funny way.
And experts also believe that by Little red riding hood's body language and all, she had unconscious desires to be seduced by the wolf. OMG damn funny right?
Hallelujah for the fact that I'm not in Suet's english class, or I would NO DOUBT write a longass entry on all the innocent sexual underlying themes in fairy tales.
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Oh, the guy who told Jaclyn she's fat asked me out. -_-
"Are you free this tuesday?", he asked me, ignoring Jaclyn who was rolling her eyes and smirking away.
"Uh, depends. Why."
"I wanna ask you out lor. I can come pick you up in the evening, we can go for dinner or something ma ...", he went on.
"Wah ... sounds awesome. But no thanks, sorry.", I told him, before flipping my hair and walking away. (LOL just exaggerating)
Mannn, the dude is irritating. Why do I find so many people irritating nowadays? Is it because I'm PMSing or something? =(
The inner bitch in me is DYING to just crawl out of her shell and give everybody two cents worth of my opinions. Wahaha!
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When karma slaps you back in your face
"Do you know the meaning of 'sinister'?", my dad asked me just now.
"Of course lah. It means hmm ... evil, cruel. Threatening. Something like that lah. Why?", I asked him in return.
"Oh .... no lah. It just occured to me that it's the PERFECT word to describe you. WHAHAHAHAHAHAA!". He almost fell on his ass laughing.
" ..... err daddy, it's not that funny."
DAMN LAME CAN. =.=
Fast forward to an hour ago, my dad was bustling around the kitchen, preparing food and cleaning up cause his PASTOR is gonna pay our humble home a visit. *looks at sky*
He was scurrying around and he stepped on Fifi's toy, which is a mouse that squeaks really loudly when it's squeezed. :P
.... My dad has a HUGE phobia of rats, and he thought that it was a REAL rat, so he yelled and jumped around.
"TIUUUUU NIAMA!!!!!!", he yelped, still jumping around in terror.
I looked up from my dinner, smiled sweetly, and went. "HI PASTOR SAM!"
Dad: "WHAT THE F*!!! Sorry pastor, I was----- .... Ehh where got???"
me: "... HAHAHAHA DADDY YOU HYPOCRITE!"
And then I fell on my ass laughing. =D
