Thursday, February 16, 2006 || A pretty good V day, and the most embarassing story ever told.
HELLO my dears.
How was your Valentines day??!? Mine was pretty great.
THANK GOD FOR SINGLE BEST FRIENDS! It is in such times that I truly appreciate my friends, you know? (though Chris couldn't join us)
I mean, well, there were people who asked me if I wanted to hang out with them ... but, I dunno, I think that I subconsciously figured that my friends would need me more. And I guess I needed people to bitch and totally be myself with. I wasn't really in the mood to jaga reputasi aku ... if you know what I mean.
(Most of us are usually more self-conscious and we act differently around different people. I mean, if I was with other people, you wouldn't expect me to diss funny looking couples and all with them, right?)
Anyway, Jaclyn gave me a Garfield today. O_o
Soooooo cute ah. Thanks bestie, boys come and go, but friends are forever yo.
Apparently, Garfield likes pearl milk tea too! :D
...... And Garfield sleeps too. O_o With my Chu-Chu bear!
Anyway, watched Big Momma's House 2 as well yesterday. It was okay. (I still wanna watch The Descent!)
Today was possibly the most embarassing day ever of my entire life. I swear.
So because I bunked over at Jac's place yesterday, today we went to meet up with Cally at OUG, our usual yum cha place. Anyway, Jac complained that she had a tummy ache after a few gulps of sucky honey milk tea and she declared that she needed to shit. (ok, ppl, don't flinch or wince k! :p)
Being the absolutely good friend that I was, I offered to follow her to the toilets. And while she was shitting in one of the cubicles, I was in the cubicle beside her, uh, playing with my phone. Never mind the weirdness of that. We were even having extremely loud conversations over the cubicles, cause we thought that nobody was in the toilet. (Until some asshole actually opened my door, thinking that nobody was in the cubicle, and nearly saw me stupidly sitting on the toilet seat with my bare ass. Wtf, and I thought we were already talking so loud.)
So while I was playing with beloved N-gage phone, I turned on a couple of recordings that my friends and I made a few days ago ... of us singing. LOL. Which, of course, isn't exactly pleasing to the ear, mind you. So while we were listening to the stupid music and laughing over the cubicles ... I sort of made out voices of people talking outside of our cubicles.
"Eh ... tadi ada guest complain lah, mereka cakap ada dua perempuan gila dalam toilet ini. Toilet yang mana ye?"
....... Which I brushed aside, because it COULD have been a fragment of my imagination ..... RIGHT?
But I was wrong.
When we finally left the toilet, after Jaclyn was done with her extra-long business, a toilet cleaner came up to us and said:
"Kamu dua ni tinggal di sini ke?"
Me: "Um... bukan lah. Kita hanya minum teh di cafe ajer."
"Tadi guest sana complain ye ... mereka cakap kamu berdua bernyanyi dalam toilet ... Mau guna toilet memang boleh, tapi harus jaga sikitlah."
Jaclyn: *runs away*
Me: "Ah ... itu memang benar. Budak kecik, nakal sikit la kita ... hehehe!"
(WHAT THE F*** WAS I THINKING?!?! ... But can't really blame me, I was abandoned.)
.............
I have never been labelled 'perempuan gila' in my entire life before. And I never expected it either.
....................
Turns out I was wrong.
Shit man, I think that my best friend and I are totally bad influences for each other. That was SO DAMN EMBARASSING ARRRRRRRR!
LUCKILY it didn't happen on Valentines day. Or I'd have flushed my own big head down the toilet bown. =(
Oh, and I heard that my 13 year old cousin, who recently got introduced to the lovely world of the internet, received a big-ass teddy bear from her online boyfriend. And apparently, she brokeup not once, but twice last month.
Where is justice, man? =(
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