Friday, December 23, 2005 || Damn damn predictable.
- Okay, so it's almost Christmas ...... Finally. Mmm, for some odd reason, I really really look forward to Christmas. Usually ...
Anyway, people are SO predictable. *smirk* So, in advance, this is PURELY comic-relief and is not intended to insult any of my friends ...
This is funny. Today, I called up a couple of friends, especially those that I haven't met up with for some time, to present them a kind invitation to church on Christmas day.
Phone Call 1: Guy A
Me: Helloooooo ... how're you??
Guy A: Eh? LONG TIME NO TALK. I'm okay lah. You?
Me: I'm good! Eh dude, watcha doin' on Christmas day?
Guy A: Ah, I think that I'm going to Redbox or something for karaoke ... You wanna come?
Me: I wa .... err. Eh, Come to church lah... There's caroling, food, bla bla ...
Guy A: Got chun chicks?
Me: *coughs* Ah hem ...
Guy A: Err ... besides you??? Hee ...
Me: Eh you come to church for what wan ar?
Guy A: Chun chicks ............
Me: ......... Erm.
And another sad case feller, this time a chick.
Chicko A: Eliza! Hey, what you doing on Christmas?
Me: Aiya, Christmas eve I'm going countdown somewhere ... Christmas day going to church ...
Chicko A: Got beer???
Me: You want you bring yourself lah ... Not enough for everybody lah ...
Chicko A: You mean there's beer in church?
Me: ERRR ... Nono. Definitely not, heh heh heh.
Chicko A: Ala ... I don't wanna come lah on Christmas then.
Me: Why huh?
Chicko A: I've been there ... your church takder leng chai wan.
Me: ... Well ......
Tsk. Teruk betul. And yes, I'm teruk as well ... You people better come or i'll skin you alive to bake turkey! Grr.
I'm ... tipsy. And my friend is damn kacau.
bu... bye.
