Friday, December 16, 2005 || Mindfucked. Literally.
Listening to: Bob Seagar - Old Time Rock And Roll
Mood: Sleepy
Whoopeddy doo dah, I finally got a new keyboard. A brandless RM15 one, which is really small for some unknown reason, causing me to type extremely slowly .......
Anyway, today I paid another visit to my so-called new working place. -_- Asides from the fact that my boss is kinda cute in a rugged way (... despite being extremely la-la) ...... it does NOT look promising.
... For one, the manageress looks extremely grumpy ... and the current salesgirl there calls her 'old hag'. Go figure. And the pay is extremely shitty, for the killer hours that I'm supposed to work, I'm only getting RM700 ... I can only hope that I can flash some semblance of good ass kissing skills to garner me more commission. *sigh*
Besides that, everybody in my life is mindfucking me. Almost literally.
Okay, sometime around November, I wrote a mind-numbingly serious and witty (HAHA) post about my friend having unprotected sex. Never mind that, for now. A few weeks ago, this lovely lil' chicko and I were chilling at a cafe ... and she and I ventured into an extremely interesting but mind-screwing conversation. Purple's my friend, pink's me.
"Eh, guess what I did?"
"Err ... slept with another guy? Haa-Haa-Haa."
"Noooooo ... No other guys lah! But guess!"
"OMFG ... you're pregnant?"
At this point, she did not answer me, rather she gave me this rather gleeful look that said it all. And honestly, I didn't take it very well ... In short, I was practically hysterical. -_-
"WHAT THE F***!!! You're pregnant?!?!?! Oh. My. GOSH ... You are sooooooo dead ... Wtf wei ... Dude, you need to go see a doctor!!! A gynae!!! Anybody!! ARGH!!!"
I swear, I think it was worse in real life ... I was that shocked.
"Chill chill. All taken care of already."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!"
"Yesterday he teman me to see a doctor. Now no more already lor."
"WTF! Mahai!!! You killed it?!?!?! WHAT! OH MY GOD!!!"
Okay, so maybe I was overreacting. But shit, abortion isn't a joke, you know? It's a fucking life! What if your potential kid happens to be the next Albert Einstein, or some dude who's destined to save humanity, and you killed him/her??
It's a possibility. -________-
So anyway, I spent at least the next three days or so pondering about her abortion in a state of, erm, confusion. Because when I really thought about it, she was MUCH TOO selamba about it to be solid. I mean, really, how can one eat fried chicken with nasi lemak RIGHT AFTER HAVING AN ABORTION is beyond me. -_-
But I later cleared it up. According to a med student friend of mine, if a chick had an abortion, she wouldn't be able to walk properly for at least a few days due to the pain in the, erm, private areas. Plus, most women'd suffer depression after going under the knife ... Which is understandable.
So I concluded: My friend was bullshitting.
WTF.
Damn mindfucked wei. I really fell for it and was so pissed (dunno why also ... -_-) for so long. *wipes tear* THANKS A LOT, PAL. Sniff.
You know, I've concluded that the world is such an interesting place to live in. I can't believe that once upon a time, I actually complained that life is boring. My life, especially. Because well, at one point, I really found my life boring and mediocre ... I don't have a boyfriend (thus less drama ... HAHA), I don't have an amazingly HUGE circle of friends, I don't do illegal stuff (ah ... well, not that often anyway =p and not sex) ........ My life used to pale in comparison with all the happening people around me.
But nooooooo, I've realized that my life is just as interesting as any other person out there. Err, except maybe SPG. And my sexy sister. I have foul-mouthed best friends with whom I invent stupid cuss words like 'fuckerlingam' (LOL ... I still find that word funny). I have other deluded, crazy friends who "colour" up my life with nonexistential-but-still-funny bullshits. I have my youth and I have rivers of possibilities ahead of me in my life. I quote what my english teacher once told me:
It's exciting to be seventeen.
... Cause with all this youthful energy in me, I can be mindfucked and still be okay. If I were, say, fifty, I swear I'd die of a heart-attack. I still have options; I still have different roads, journeys, and adventures to choose from. =D Which is actually sorta fun. Heh. So to all my beloved seventeen year-olds out there ... APPRECIATE BEING SEVENTEEN!! We only have three weeks or less before we become almost legal. Almost.
....... But then again, if any kind soul there wants to make my life a lot happier and interesting, get me these for Christmas:
... The ice-cream lah! :P
OR
....... The shoes, not the pig. LOL.
See? I'm so poor, I can't even buy my own ice-cream and shoes. *blows nose* But its okay! I already have a sucky pay and grumpy old fag manageress wonderful new job!!
... If nothing else, at least the boss is cute. -.-
But yes, I still feel very vulnerable and mindfucked. Bah.
Phat Culture had a nightmare at 10:50 PM
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