Saturday, December 17, 2005 || Liz mindfucks her mindfucking friend's boyfriend for Revenge.
- Listening to: Frankie J - More Than Words
Mood: Amused
...... Okay, I know that I really should not linger on the same topic for so long, what more write three posts about the same mind-fucking chicko. But I don't care, this is too funny to pass up, besides, it'd just be the kinda thing that I'd laugh at, reading it 10 years down the lane...
I shall name the Mistress of the art of Mindfucking Chi Chi, to protect her true identity. And this lovely petite fair lady, Chi Chi, has a
And just yesterday, when I was chilling by my trusty old computer playing Maple Story around midnight, this naive guy added me to his MSN. Which led to a hilarious, if not slightly annoying conversation........
Nicknames shall be edited a bit, just in case.
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
Hi ... are you Eliza?
Liz says:
Ah, yes ... that would be me ........ (cause I already recognized that he was Chi Chi's boyfriend, from the explicit display picture of them locking lips ......)
Liz says:
And what brings you to add me?
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
No lar ... Chi Chi tell me she chat wif u jz now ... u crying wor ...
Liz says:
... Why was I crying?
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
Erm ... She said u and ur bf fen shou .. so u cry the whole day lo ... so I add u wanted to see u ok anot lo ....
Liz says:
cheeeeeee byeeee lar your girlfriend
Haha, didn't feel the need to act civilized with him. :P
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
Why wor?? wat chee bye? U din cry mer?
Liz says:
I don't even have a boyfriend ........
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
so she cheat me lor ........ I rili feel that she cheat me a lot ...
At this point, I decided --- since I was already mindfucked, why not mindfuck her boyfriend in return? HAHA.
Liz says:
Gosh ... she cheated you???? That's so tragic *wipes tear*
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
wat tragic... i rili dun like it u noe ... I RILI HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liz says:
Wah emo. I also hate u noe!!!! She also always cheat me
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
But she sick wor ..... i also dunno wat 2 do ler ....
Liz says:
Who's sick?
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
Chi Chi lor ... she tell me she go sunway hospital ... her heart got prob .. only 4 yr to live ... u went with her wut ...
Liz says:
I didn't go ...
LOL, at this point, I realized that this poorass dude was the same as me --- VICTIMS of her mindfucking skills. LOL. But seriously, this is too much ... How can one fall for that?!?! SICK MY ASS.
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
but she told me ..... she belanja u guys eat in pearl point ... den u guys belanja her Sunway hospital wor ....
Liz says:
Damn. What a great bargain ... she 'belanja' me eat ... then I belanja her hospital?? WOW.
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
har?
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
I feel very sad le ... I also dunno she cheating me or wat ... I rili feel like dying now le ...
Liz says:
There are knives in the kitchen, dear ...
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
I really think that she n me cannot together 4ever ever liao ... I RILI HATE PPL CHEAT ME!!!!!
Liz says:
You date me also more chance of '4ever ever' lah. HAHAHA
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
But .... i still quite love her ... but she cheat me a lot .......
God, seriously sad case, this dude. Someone give him a reality check please. Not only sad case, pretty freaking stupid as well. -_-
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
did she tell u how much she love u?
Liz says:
Wah, she never told me that before ... but now that you mention it ... no wonder she was stealing glances at me the other day. *blush*
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
har?
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
Oh sorli ... I mean me ... not u .....
Liz says:
Shit lah you ... make me so happy for no reason only ...
Another dude who can't understand the difference between 'me' and 'you'. I feel like wiping the sweat that's trickling down my neck ...... Imaginary sweat, of course. =P
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
har ... sorli ah ...... but ... can u plzz teach me wat 2 do?
Liz says:
Ah hem ... well, you came to the right person for that ... in your case, there are only three things to do .......
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
Wat? tell me quick le, I wan off liao .......
Liz says:
One, you need to wank more. Two, you seriously need a reality check. Three, I'm not a love therapist, so you'll be better off writing to a psychiatrist ...
Lao po ... ni bu you gen wo fen shou hao ma? says:
ha? I dunno wat u sayin ...
And after that, I got so bored and I proceeded to click the very useful 'block' button. But the short while the convo lasted, it was sure as hell damn funny. -___-
I actually believe that I'm pretty calm (... well, a bit lah) and hard to piss off. It takes a lot to blow my fuse. But there are two kinds of people that REALLY annoy me ... And sad to say, I know quite a number of them personally. :(
1) Lovesick Dreamy Desperados
Ths one, pretty easy to spot. Usually slightly younger guys or girls who are going through puberty and suddenly developed raging hormones. Most of them are in love/lust with a girl or guy ... USUALLY hopelessly out of their leagues. And because their objects of affections are, well, unreachable, they bitch, whine and moan about Mr or Miss Right to everyone in sight.
In fact, not a day goes by without mournful complaints about how Beautiful Girl/Hot Guy is blatantly ignoring him/her.
....... And I don't know why, a lot of these people tend to confide in me. And ask me for "help".
Once is fine. Twice is okay. Three times is annoying but still tolerable. But EVERYDAY ... is big No No in Liz's books. IF YOU CAN'T GET THE OBJECT OF YOUR LUST BECAUSE HE/SHE IS TAKEN AND TOO HOT FOR YOU TO HANDLE ... Please move on with your life. Fall in love with someone more low profile. Life goes on. -_-
And don't ask me to help you pursue him/her. Though my lovelife has been nonexistant since last December, I honestly still do not have that much time for your insecurities. Besides, I'm already over with the crushy puppy-lovey stage. Whee-hee.
2) Desperate Singles
Okay, this one a bit less annoying than the former. But I really can't stand people who can't survive without A boyfriend or girlfriend. Being single for awhile isn't going to kill you, you know. You don't have to date every Tom, Dick or Harry in sight just for the sake of it. -___-
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....... Okay, obviously I'm a bit ranty today. But then, it's because I'm broke. =( My PS2 is spoilt and I have no money to repair it. My handphone is having Amnesia, and I have no dope to repair it. My stomach is growling and I don't have money to eat. Okay lah, the last one was fake... Hoho.
But on the bright side, at least I'm still going to camp. Thirty koreans!!!!!!!! W00T. Time to learn some korean pick-up lines, baby.
And not being racist, or anything, but I was extremely shocked :-O when I found out that there'll be 180 people from India. Ah ... at least I know how to sing Kuch Kuch Ho Ta Hai. Hahaha. That does count as a means of communication ... Right?!?
