Okay lah, even though she looks like shit and does not know how to pose for the camera at all, I don't look nice also. Haha.

I look like an asshole. And I found out that my dog has a trademark 'stoned' face.



Okay, I know that poodles are supposed to look like THIS:

But, err, I like my bitches with fur, can?


(I'm not cussing k.)

My dog is damn dumb, I'm telling you. I kept on going 'Fifi, SMILE! ... Fifi, open your mouth ... Fifi, SMILEEE!', and she still gives me that stoned face.


Obviously, I'm the one who's posing more. Haha.

And after all my naggings, when she finally decided to actually have facial expressions, she stuck out her tongue at me.

Yesh, I found out that she has a very very very long tongue. O_o


And NO, that does not run in the family. Haha!

DON'T REPORT ME TO SPCA/PAWS/ANIMAL RIGHTS ORGANIZATIONS K.


I swear, I was just trying to get her to look at the camera. I was NOT strangling her. :P

And as you can see, my hand is still at her throat. Of course, that does not mean that I'm physically hurting her. I am merely attempting to help improve my dog's camwhore skills.

Awww .... Damn sweet, right?



Then, Fifi and Chuchu bear got slightly amorous.



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Of course, being the very responsible, conservative, and sensible owner that I am, I was OUTRAGED.


And I smacked Fifi to her senses, before she and the bear went any further.

Of course, Fifi had no idea why I smacked her face.


... And continued frolicking around with Chuchu ........



Then, I smacked her again. This time, really really hard. And she noticed the camera in my hand, and realized that I was actually taking pictures of her.

She wasn't too happy about that, and tried to bite me.


Of course, I gave her another whack.


And she realized that I was just being a loving owner and that I was merely doing it for her own good. =) And she repented!