Wednesday, January 18, 2006 || Crazy foreigner and lame me.
- *possibly boring entry ahead*
Against my better judgement, I've decided to blog about that interesting foreigner I met from camp, because you know, I really think that I'll laugh about it reading it ten years down the lane. -_-
So okay, okay, we shouldn't have paid him so much attention. But Jac was the one who was "flirting" with him, the only thing I did was to give him this ugly heart-shaped balloon (because I wanted to get rid of it, LOL). Besides, he IS cute, that much I'll admit.
After awhile though, he became sorta annoying, so we didn't really talk to him that much anymore. Well, at least I didn't. And he broke my record, really, for he is the first person to AWE me with his confrontational skills. Cally and Jac were somewhat smarter than me; they pretended to be sleeping so that I had to deal with him.
"Why're you not talking to me?"
Me: "Errrr ... Where got lah .. haha"
"No, you saw me yesterday, why you didn't come and talk to me?"
Me: "*thinks quickly* Well, we had some personal problems to deal with yesterday."
"Don't lie."
Me: (what the??) " ... I'm not lying. *innocent face*"
"I can see it from your eyes, you are lying to me."
Me: "....... JACLYN!!!! WAKE UP YOU ASS ..."
"Don't try to change the topic, she is sleeping."
Me " ............................ "
You get the picture. I was downright SHOCKED okay. I mean, this is somebody I barely know.......
But never mind ... Since camp is over anyway, and I probably wouldn't see him again in a million years, I laughed it off. But this dude is seriously 'powerful', man. He added me in MSN, which led to a number of interesting, if not humourous conversations.
Nicknames are shortened and edited.
Bling says:
Hello Eliza
Liz says:
Hi Bling ... nice to hear from you ...
Bling says:
Don't lie. What are you doing now?
Liz says:
Err ... I'm just chatting ... hehe
Bling says:
Don't lie
Bling says:
How are your friends?
At this point, I was busy playing Black and White, so I was taking pretty long to reply everybody on MSN.
Bling says:
Eliza, are you there?
Bling has just sent you a nudge.
Bling says:
you are rude.
Bling says:
Bye see you never.
Liz says:
Huh? Err, I was playing a game ...
Bling says:
Oh, I thought you didn't want to speak to me.
Liz says:
Haha ... Where got lah ...
Bling says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why you dont like talking to me !!!!!!!!!
Liz says:
Whoa chill out dude ...
Ah, then, the angelic part of my conscience started to battle the Evil side of me. 'Crap lah, Eliza, you should seriously try to be nicer to him ... how often can you make friends with foreigners???', I thought. So I desperately attempted to be nicer.
Liz says:
Hehe ... Sorry ya, was quite busy
Liz says:
Oh, so how're you and your girlfriend?
Bling says:
I don't have a girlfriend.
Bling says:
Do you have a boyfriend?
Liz says:
Eh? I thought Jac said you had a gf
Liz says:
Me? No boyfriend ... Still very single haha
Bling says:
Girl like you, no boyfriend, I am sure all the guys all trying to know u.
I know I'm damn narcissistic, but, ah, I'm not that perasan yet. -_-
Bling says:
Oh, girls in India very shy. They take very long to admit that they have a crush on someone.
Bling says:
My ex gf was like that. Do u want me to call u and tell u the story? It is very funny
Liz says:
Err ... No need la ... haha ... Don't waste phone bill, expensive ....
Then, the dude REALLY called. Wtf, damn rich lah these people. And I was, like, "Err ... haha? Yeah ... Uh huh ... I see ..." for at least 10 minutes. -_-
Bling says:
I got a job offer to work in an IT company in Malaysia
S-H-I-T.
Liz says:
Oh, Malaysia's IT market not that good. Bombay definitely better ... (was just bullshitting, LOL)
Bling says:
Don't lie
Bling says:
You r always lying to me
Liz says:
....... So you're coming to Msia?
Bling says:
I am reconsidering it
Bling says:
By the way, do u want to call me?
Yeah yeah, I sure as hell want to waste my precious credit on a phone call to Bombay. -_-
Liz says:
No credit la dude
Bling says:
I have a rIng Ring card, you key the code in and u can talk to me for about 8 minutes
Liz says:
Oh, I think you should give the card to Jaclyn ... i think she wants to talk to u ...
Bling says:
You are lying to me again
Bling says:
Don't lie
Liz says:
........ Omg.
Then I proceeded to block the dude. At least momentarily. Omg, damn funny, right? -_-
Oh yeah, today, I was supposed to meet some of my friends for lunch at two in the afternoon. But, ah, I overslept and I woke up at two, when my friend called me. LOL. So I took my time, brushed my teeth, changed, and came online, only to see all my friends online in a cafe.
*nicknames edited*
Jaclyn says:
FREN!!!
Jaclyn says:
WHERE ARE YOU??
Liz says:
I am Eliza's mother
Liz says:
Eliza is not at home
Jaclyn says:
Oh ...
Liz says:
Who is Bling? (cause he came online at that point, haha)
Jaclyn says:
Err ... a guy we met from camp ...
Jaclyn says:
Where is Eliza?
Liz says:
Oh, she went out very early today
Liz says:
A very handsome looking guy came and picked her up in his RX-7, and they're on a date in 1U now
Jaclyn says:
SHIT
Jaclyn says:
SHIT YOU
Liz says:
Oh, why the sudden use of vulgarities, Jaclyn?
Jaclyn says:
FUCK
Liz says:
Wei, don't use fuck
Jaclyn says:
Can you faster come????
Jaclyn says:
Mother my ass
HAHAHA, I know I know, I'm damn lame. -_- I was gonna blog about the funny waiter of my favourite cafe who gave me the N-gage rubber casing thing the other day, because I bumped into him again today ....
But I'm lazy. Next time lah.
My life is oh-so-colourful and funny ~~~~~~~~~ I'm loving it! Who needs a boyfriend? HAHA ... ha.
