Wednesday, April 12, 2006 || Horny men talk horny online.
- I can't begin to describe how much I dislike people who take too much advantage of today's technology.
First up, there are the people who find boyfriends/girlfriends online. I once had a friend who broke up every month or so ... and got a new boyfriend within a week. How is that even remotely possible?
Then she told me that she's not serious ... she only randomly chats up people in MIRC, friendster, etc etc for the heck of it.
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I know everybody does it nowadays. Heck, I have done it before as well. But I just can't help it but to not like people who misuse friendster and whatnots so much.
(I must admit I am quite prejudiced in this. If I met a really good friend online, until we actually meet up in real life and hang out a lot, I wouldn't really acknowledge him/her as a good friend... In reality, I mean.)
There are just so many things that are tangible, and so many that are intangible. And I dunno, in my own opinion, starting a relationship ONLINE is something that's intangible.
Oh believe me, I should know. Once upon a time, my friend M and I discovered ICQ ... and the both of us created anonymous male accounts to prank our classmate, who irritated the pants off both of us with her overwhelming manjaness. After chatting with her a bit as guys, she started telling us her dirty secrets and how she was the cutest chick in my school, which caused my friend and I to puke out dinner on our keyboards and start laughing like hyenas.
.. And after a few days, I was getting bored and was about to reveal my identity to her, she told me she liked me and asked me to be her boyfriend. WTF?
Okay, that wasn't really noble of me to do, I'll admit ... but I'm just proving my point that when there are people like my friends and I around, the internet world is just INTANGIBLE. Unless of course, you've met in real life ... then I have nothing against it lah.
And then there are the people who break up with their other halfs via e-mails or SMS.
I know I'm guilty of this before ... but when I told my sis about it, she scolded me and asked me how would I feel if a guy dumps me via SMS, or via an email.
Oh my God, I would feel so shitty. It's so insincere and emotionless, can? You're not even giving me an opportunity to decipher for myself what you really feel about the break up, and not giving me a chance to demand why or just tell you what I really feel, on the spot. To comfort me and tell me it's okay, instead of not giving me a fair chance to respond.
You could say that it's the easiest way out, that you can avoid looking into your bf/gf's eyes and watching it tear up ... but it's just so irresponsible. Unless you're in a LDR, then you could at least use the phone.
Or you may say that you'd be able to express yourself better via written words ... That if you tried breaking up with him/her in real life, you'd end up choking up in tears and stuttering like Louis Koo in Recipe for the Heart.
Of which, the email would probably turn out to be something cliche like this:
Dear Chick,
I had a lot of fun with you in the past few months ... and I'll never forget those times. But I think that we should move on and meet other people. I will always think that you're special.
Love,
Jackass
Ah, but the internet has modernized a lot, hasn't it? Nowadays people express themselves better online, with the help of
Dear Chick ^_^,
I had a lot of fun with you in the past few months ... :D And I'll never forget those times. *insert emoticon of a duck nodding*
But I think that we should move on and meet other people ... ='( I'll always think that you're special ... *wipes tear*
Love, <3
Major Jackass
(to all potential boyfriends reading my blog, PLEASE don't do that to me. I'd either die laughing or bang my head into my comp screen... you may hate me a lot but you wouldn't want me dead, right?)
AND THEN there are the people who talk dirty online. Okay okay, I crap a lot with my friends online and in real life ... And I have fun acting dumb and horny. But I just can't stand it when a guy asks me out online, or flirts with me online (ESP if the dude is a real life friend. Eek).
I mean, come on, get some balls and talk to me in real life. I know I look damn unapproachable and can be quite sarcastic, but I don't bite!
(... hard :p )
And then there are guys who try asking me dirty things about myself online. There are some who hit on me online. There are some who drop really horny hints.
I HATE IT
There are no shortcuts, people. If you wanna seduce me, be it for a good cause or plainly because you wanna play a prank on me, do it in real life lah. If you're lucky, you'd "score" for real. If not, the most also you'll get a kick in the balls from me, right.
I mean, if I was a guy and I found out that my girlfriend secretly likes talking dirty to various men in online chatrooms ... Call me old-fashioned or biased, but I'd never be able to respect her again. =(
Of course, my worst experience ever was not online, it was the phone .... Ergh never mind.
Sometimes I just feel like I'm such a biased bitch. :P BUT I KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME, RIGHT? Besides, everybody has their own opinions. If you have a discrimination against fat people (I am fat), I wouldn't hold anything against you. :D
Ergh I hate it.
I know my posts nowadays seem to be directed at horny perverts a lot. But you can't blame me. My life for the past two weeks or so has been so ...... Weird, at best.
I can't say whether I'm insanely grateful for all the drama or not.
EDIT: The main inspiration of my sudden burst of anger against people who misuse tech is 'cause my friend just got dumped by her asshole of a boyfriend via SMS. SMS! Can you believe it?
She is damn pissed and upset now, I barely know what to say to her. She then tried calling the dude but the dude won't pick up and instead sent her a "farewell" email.
Erghh that bloody dickface.
Go download Freaking you baby by the Jungle Brothers! Damn cool strip-dance song. (I just rewatched American pie just now. -_-)
