Saturday, February 04, 2006 || You're not exactly Prince Charming, bitch.
- FUWAH, I'm bloody annoyed now. Actually, for no apparent reason.
But I'm not happy. I just spilled my Chocolate Sundae on the floor and I'm annoyed at myself.
And a lot more annoyed at some people I know that deserves to be flung into the Klang Rivers by Liz.
Oh ... what's that pungent scent of desperate whines and unbalanced testosterone level... ? What's that abhorrent aura I feel that makes me sweat and pee in my pants snickering at the sheer stupidity of some sadder cases of humankind?
OH NO, NOT ANOTHER DESPERATE, HORMONE-CHARGED, SINGLE GUY!
Seriously, I don't mean all, but some guys are so fucking pathetic, I can't help but use the taboo F word. Like wtf, they make me wonder if their brains are etched to their balls.
For one, I don't freaking get it. If you really adore and worship a drop dead gorgeous girl, why on bleeping earth are you badgering her friends and not her all the time? Oh sure, you expect to pick a tip or two from us. Hoo-ray-de-hallelujah, then everybody'll be happy!
But in the first place, how THE HECK would you know if we didn't even want you within 10 feet of our friend? Or, you know, what if I'm just ultra kiamsap and I don't intend to supply you with information? Goddammit. Whining and bitching to her FRIENDS isn't exactly going to raise your stock, you know.
Do we look like we even CARE if our goddess-like friend is ignoring you?
I don't understand guys, I really really don't. It's like, these stupid desperate single guys who fall for gorgeous girls only because they're, well, gorgeous ... and when the gorgeous girl refuses to acknowledge their tiny presence, they moan and cry to everybody around them. What do you expect your friends (or hers) to tell you?
"Awww ... Don't worry. I'm sure [insert gorgeous girl name here] will talk to you soon! :) I'm sure if you keep it up, she'll notice you, and not the billion other guys that're surrounding her! :)"
That is NOT going to fucking happen. Okay okay, maybe it will. Girls like sensitive guys, but they do NOT like perpetually emo and whiny guys, because seriously, that's just gay.
Welcome to the harsh, cold, world that is the reality. If you want to marry a goddess, you'll have to be a god. If you want Princess Perfect, you'll have to be Prince Charming. Fairytales DO exist... But you know, to be in a fairytale, you'll have to have a heroic heart. And not a goddamn whiny and desperate-to-get-laid heart.
And actually, I think that most girls'll agree with me, we usually can't stand guys talking to us about other pretty girls all the time. Yaya, you could say that I'm jealous that someone else is getting all the attention, but trust me, it's just plainly damn annoying. I mean, if I badgered ON and ON about how much I think YOUR male friend is goddamn sexy, I'm willing to bet my ass that you wouldn't be enthusiastic about it.
Be SMART about liking someone. Don't act so fking desperate, because then girls wouldn't think of you as a good catch. Be a man about it ... if a girl is not interested in you, she's NOT interested in you. Unless you're super creative and good at kau lui-ing, leave her alone.
THANK GOD I'm over and done with my teenage crushy stage. Or I swear, I'll throw myself down Klang river.
Actually, I'm not really very annoyed or pissed... I mean, who cares about those stupid guys, right?
But PLEASE, don't try that on me. Anybody but me. I think very very lowly of superficial, shallow, desperately horny guys ... Yes, I'm bias. So what? I'm not righteous, never have been, never will be. -_-
